Thursday, 08.10.17 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Thursday, August 10th

01:22:28
  • 0:00 - Headlines
    • Trump continues to threaten North Korea
    • A man in Arizona dies while fighting his father
    • High schooler football player dies
    • A teenager scared and made fun of and beat up an 11-year-old
  • 1:04:27 - A new study shows how to have the perfect day
  • 1:14:52 - Real dolls have gotten very real

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It is OK I don't like cool music row he looks like new island you can get it if you paid actually go to Lowe's champagne room of the land and the young man yeah. I've never been author. Your fans see this young man in this campaign. It's computer do. Is this snow cone. Please don't fix the I was your world as your life and Susan fine. When I can tell. Everything's okay. Seem to be happy let's go in there. Here. Good. I'm happy I'm I'm good just today this and have the money. And to pick up prescriptions from drugstore. And I had. Gym shorts on in their pockets and I'm. So I just grabbed my wallet Mickey's. Mr. run and grab these drugs right. It became this whole ordeal about we have to call the doctor back or insurance this doctor that. You prone communities moving news. The doctor I know I do you run these medications he'd like you almanac and none. Calling him right now that's like calling your dad's homeless school you can did you sign this permission slips for Jay about it at all my doctor Blake. That's read on CBS right now I'm trying to think up to seventeen for trips incidentally you through. Senior. Mean she got my name on so anyway I and my phone on me. Now reserved for like an hour half. And I don't know what I'd do the blood pressure than like twenty times there's nothing to do me on the phone like. Why do you gym shorts. Well what are the ones insurers are sleeping in basketball shorts aren't dog and you know and don't mind. I don't have anything else I'm not gonna walk the dog in jeans don't really have my guessing where swim trunks. All right just. I have a lot of shorts just trying to picture your own workout shorts and no shirt walking around. I was never sure she's yes well I'm sure doubling registered to CN yeah. I Wear a shirt any sound I might get it at myself in the mirror to our now. Organize community oriented amusements. That was sang got dressed you just played basketball earlier this morning so. Of course you hope that maybe federal thinks that you left 24 hour fitness earlier. Just think she's just starting whatever. Andrew teeter and yeah. Goals you have. It's also embarrassing because at least three of the women. Who work at CBS. A very attractive. And I'm. Trying to explain sentiment happens every time I go it's not their fault it's my fault but every time is like assertion was is tournament. I dominating in total global bond like once forum. The masseuse. Like OK then what's this other stuff for us in the first week. Also from face and like OK which I know they had people that come in there all the time Daimler getting stuff for psoriasis. Or act. I'm getting. But I never thought when I was in high school and I started to break out. Twenty years later at 35 NBC and CBS like I should have seventeenth instrument since. So those oh no insurance and not overdose. My son's anger and I sign says stop hitting on gay people. Who did that I guess I didn't why shirts on gang they're just sheriff stop. You sound like white male pigs when you constantly make fun a straight guy for being gang and I don't want you home phone calls on it and Higginbotham a straight guy make a bottom again a guy for being gang is a central. If this is not a trauma. It's not social justice Roy help protect the current system. He has big purple shirt on is says fantasy boys gay. OK I can't imagine if there is a bar called fantasy boys what do you think happens inside there are a bunch of straight Harley dudes go out and eat chicken fried steak. You don't go to this boys and expect some girls and celts now they're down. Anderson we miss him. Stuff to 8090 people aren't. I swear to god I DN savage keeps saying hey I know social justice lawyers are going by. It's better to have an imperfect allies and our allies and as a young and they just stand IG but. How can I be allies that these people who don't my Brothers Republican. And anytime we talk to syndicate comes up something political comes out right but at this point in 2017. And he you know. Doesn't like trump says he voted for Hillary is one of those Armenians by. When he starts talking about the social justice warriors. I have to agree isn't. That's a little kids. Out of control. I mean maazel has come okay. I'll search on June for gentleness and he's sold any this controversy down. All right so they're they remake death wish Eli arthritis in his name and Bruce Willis gash. Every may death wish only around vacation they released a trailer for all right. For people who don't know death pushes Museveni is Charles Bronson his wife and kids kids redbook and then they got killed by these you know. Whatever. Thugs and he police said they were too busy to find these guys are Charles Bronson fills sack full quarters and those are answers begins and eventually gets a pistol and searching. Right vigilante justice. In the new movie. Bruce Willis I think works and hospital listen he's a doctor. Does the Chicago police are like look. We're way too busy life and I find these guys he says find egos and big guns swords in the trailer. Because I need guns and loads up on. Munitions. And becomes this vigilante. Starts going around cleanup. The streets. Now people on the left are very upset and they're saying that it's an all right fantasies. That this white guy would get a bunch of guns and go out in the streets of Detroit and that it's not. Appropriate for today's climate. Have to admit that when I heard that housing its death list stars and movie and I watched the trailer house like. Change is possibly in. Bad taste but I wouldn't complain about it like I don't carry any IC housing and I didn't want to agree with an awful I must choose I was like all right it's a little over the top but whatever. But they nicer looking at Twitter is seen all these people are muzzled like we've been saying. It's official now the people who are seen this movie is inappropriate sends a bad message. It's a bunch of liberals. We knew I met fifteen years ago if we say there's a gloomy mood on a movie coming out because they send us an appropriate sends a bad message. It would be our Christian conservative group of some sort some sort of concern right. Family values and some sort of saying hey we can't have us. And now it's just song all the way around it's. Unbelievable that we watch it happen that quickly and I. It's pretty good. So just a short underserved and yeah. I didn't really amazed that shirt that this is the social stress disorders are dead but really insurance and there's no more scared of them. I'm starting. To feel scared. Not like you know they're gonna kick your ass and away. But in I feel excited says white guy quote unquote did you just assume Bruce Willis is gender. You're right. I assumed he was so let's this white man. And don't forget I'm Gabe Watson. Don't forget I'm Q. And. I mean I think she you know that's clear weight and experience. Curious question any. LG BTQ. And now today at a Sears is accused for curious it's. They just curious now I think cures questioned. I don't think yeah you'd be redundant and day and clear. There. Don't say I'm not a social justice remove every you're about to say Eminem. Analysis of nervousness the things. LG BT was the original one right and now we know any day he died. Transcends. Implosion and now we do Q. So let me see oh it's. IQ. Others use you know GB cheap laughs. I would I think the questioning part. Is where you question if you're gay or not. That's doesn't count for you where you question if you're straight or not. It's a fine line where your day and sometimes you think your strength. They otherwise use your straight never once run get drawn into a dates and. There's dying. And they don't like. Do you want to live. Questioning cue was less than an insurance. Mary's a lesbian insurance clutching his sexuality. Team information from her addiction. I. Seeing cues and clear. And I loved curfew genius. And I can hardly beat your loved one day our. Doctor. You're eligible. I loved easy. I'm. I know. Our Jim Jesus museums I notice you yeah. You gonna get her concerts. Not equal clear. Protesting that. Mark looked it up social justice lawyers cures for questioning. I don't think there's really such a thing as bisexual and. You die I I now your gonna do this is just too greedy. You just already. And you're like oh whatever. If you are if you did you choose that. They're telling. I just think you're like man I'm Karen. I like to climax. And whoever chick basically finance is good boy girl whatever. During a time. You like the Smiths. So that covers on everything. Sometimes. Transgender. No amount of pollution and O'Connor's counseling and an eighty's I would put George so. I did not like when George plaza says he does not like bush George because he gave me a bone owners on American Bandstand and I didn't understand it and start from. And then we collecting incidents and that's doctors. And then he was dancing around and had assured us and boy and I was like oh my god. I find this person very attractive. But I was too young to understand what attractive was I didn't I couldn't articulated to myself for dinner announcer in my brain. And then years later I saw a picture of mastery and time back guides and wall in his house who raped or whatever and they showed a picture I was like oh my god it's not a person I was track too that's when he had the shaved head yeah season and I need. He's never been seen. Owners and sexual. That's. Where you can also I believe the interest income and non. Someone who maybe has a different gender identity or does he manage and readiness you can like it transgendered person no woman or man Lola. You don't just like that. You just wanna climax and I think that's a Miley Cyrus is she she's his sexual right she's not a girl not John Lennon and sexual choice in regard to biological sex and gender or gender identity. So she's got on a minute wait hold on is that they see what their what how they identified GA identifies as incidental right she says she's. Yeah one who can love sexuality in many forms like bisexuality. And even more fluid a transsexual person. And love not only in the traditional male and female genders but also transgender youth. And androgynous and gender fluid. Sasaki says. Miley Cyrus says my whole life I didn't understand my engineer my own sexuality rarely seen in the word bisexual because that's even putting me in a box I don't ever think about something being a boy or girl. Or or someone being a girl. Also my nipple peace tees and that's never felt sex lies to me my eyes started opening in the fifth or sixth grade my first relationship. In my life as let's check. I grew up in a very religious southern family. Universe is always giving me that powers and all be OK even at that time like Harrison nursing and I just pulled that one day they're going to understand. I was into the LG BGQ sooner LA and started hearing these stories I saw one human in particular. When we did sit and sexual or is the longest quotes. So my sexuality more. I don't feel straight and I don't feel gay that's because I'm not. She's being sexual. So Leon. No I'm not this year drove friction. Yeah and he's a perfectionist. I'm I'm so I'm also straight. Well I mean I'm mostly in straight just because I never talk to guys but. I feel like. Wrong. I feel like you're a little bit more in our customers running. I don't feel like we're all open minded liberals doing no more like guy you know who knows I don't want now. But I feel like you're more. Blighted we're like who knows may not like girls and I'm like look like anything do anything can happen in the future what do I know don't care. Maybe I'll run into a got to really go oh my god I had no idea that this is love that could happen. They could have done. And there's no. Quantifiable. Feeling because I can't explain what love feels like to meet. You can't explain what it feels like GO so. That's not quantifiable but I mean there's a difference between me saying anything can happen in the future knew coming in with a fancy boys shirt on after you just adds. Homosexual section I'm talking about sex goes I once loved do you have any us I'm. Can wrongly. One. And coming in question. Us what's going on I'm not questioning. He didn't question realized iTunes. Pleasant thing you roundtable on fancy boys you iced and leaving the door open as early as you know. Like Miley says it is something a box that we may want to unite. You might not one of Arizona not tomorrow I don't know. And number one's sexual. That's next. Everywhere I show up pink shirt that says fantasy bullies. Is anything less than masculine men. So much I don't understand why fans identify everything remembers a guy. And I'd like to ejaculation. Can you make that happen. If you can none Indio and however you self identified if you can't then I'm not. I'd say yeah. You may have been. Sunoco let killing happened. It's a million children. BCC for you thank Jimmie and swing. I'm doing. Time to break up I'm holing improves and told Reuters. Yeah I mean my sexism like Boone. Yeah yeah. I'm in my blues I'll drink everything you know Jimmy hi drugs right whatever who cares sex I'm not I get on his. That's such an eminently off it's not the same. Right well. You would if you would get you up sing like I'll booze drugs will get behind some sort so I take it whenever when John Spencer is my god they announced. They understand sexual manner because you don't get me off as I'm not sure it's different. I'm not a little weird nonalcoholic beer. I Janet linked cheer exist. It's similar. And after I've had eight or nine. Alcoholic Beers he slipped one and on me I'm real I'm. What do I know I just when the fridge and grab one seem finally at a time. But do you drink alcoholic bear his legs. You know signed. Not really annoy him but I don't know storm yeah those there. It's the same about not healthier. It's like kissing your sister it's a strain of deals are opening your heart you know it's not right. The vice cousin to you have such because you can have sixty cousin. DR married his cousin. Lots of people many cousins wasn't John FDR who don't pull him. He did that from his cousin and I don't know that. Don't know that. Man my cousin was you my house. I mean he made Allen learned shooter cousins. But she announced contrast she was. One cameraman using distant this isn't like an Arrested Development scenario. John Massey Hughes adopting she was blind but some distant. Our kids were in the summer closer relation. And then me James Jones people I don't know until they give you nitrogen DNA test there's a chance closer relations tonight and no wait we were your premier furlough and now oh yeah no. Or Jamie answers yeah. That's your definite plus. That is true stories and your and so if you're addicted to sex. Anytime wanna slow Johnson answered drones since that's not Cox looked at the but back. Men. Subsite solid sound like it gives me control. You come back. That's such snow cone. I know Lazio your sister's a senior tight. Let's show and how many says I tried since there how many sisters you and I. No sooner does play us but I know yes you're absolutely correct there's been no statements. More troops than your sister is not a time. Now snow cone how many sisters do you have. Oh you have to. I'm just curious I never had a sister. Can you think your sister's hot. You people everything on my sisters know and hot I come in and ended June. I'm in an editor writes it was a good step sister that whatever I could say my sisters are. Forward Trenton there's but there was never a party do you when you were young enough that thought oh. Serra. I don't know learning is about to hear her Sarah is not to commit to change all American like honestly don't keep my eyes slightly opens like sincere pain that doesn't happen out of no of course not that I see that's I know uses your do you tackle well let me also some leg up in the morning. Is it broke right so he's seen a minute or worse it's business it's different life she's was like yeah. Why you date first and live in different places before you get emergency people at a worse time. Because then you're kind I I love this person finally it is Soledad I just woke up here's a baby in the right there are improving and doing and that. Period Danny is a follower and he thought there was never attracted to them. Because when you have a sister it's like you're born and none crappy parts of marriage ref. I guess I was thinking they were older Sony and anytime you hit puberty your sister comes over six he's been seeking is Sydney opting you go and I tell my I'm 'cause you're like oh my god touch the ice senior. And it's the one thing that your friends like your sisters all elements and elegance very true she's attractive or whatever the sisters are. I never happened. TU lo right in your sister's. I guess I wasn't around when they're young guys usually he's got fans I don't. I was 90. Managers look I don't think you ever show me you did show me many times on things I have yeah. I did Serena and she's very pretty. Literally that's when you close that's right now you have some photos like these well he has a brother somewhere and I'm not a benefit you might not singing and it makes them. Unattractive you guys you all are very similar is that true he has a brother who looks solid like your mother because you have different ads. July different dads. And my sisters does have the same dad and I do not only she you almost kind of look like your mother. Donna yeah. But look like you to do Brothers sisters. Who's the kid that loves. The brother that looks like you that's dads kids aren't performing. He's older than you get a New Zealand thing. You never met him our computer oh yeah. See those pictures of gosh he's got his brother in Vegas looks so much like him. There was 10 and having kids did you dad happens to you know. Holliman and nobody knows. And wrote only know three and now another five minutes. Two more things. It's always fun. Let's do let's see those two units that we will find out you know higher. Really and I'll knock him to explain a lot well not. Why does that mean we're less action and having kids I know myself. Can't section brother we're definitely not Brussels and minus the grassroots. That is true showcase and her. Mom was. Odd twist a thing I also master may in front of his parents and we are related. To totally explain a lot of good. And mine alone. I had no idea. What I thought was weird I had been doing the entire time now I'm guessing you voted can you didn't have your own place when you were thirteen. I guess he goes mass rated for your parents and why did not quit my students that if they still people are just as I understand that. I timeout I had a why did you get away my parents were watching me. You in the backseat of the car pulled on a sec in your same hotel and went on over the pants stuff. But the hotel room is in the dark in the middle and I and separation. Sides of the room and hundreds of each other it's one and two kids. Whenever. What. You are John slocum. We'll bastards yeah. And everything about time. Let's go to. And are there because you're bastard it's John Snow thing as part of what's what's his name. We got to play is John Snow. Actually I'm so I don't resistant character to this and yeah. The real you know she grew up in castle in real life I Google laughing she's like royalty group and that's the sound of student. One of the couples what I wouldn't give to share hotel room attendant Orleans yeah I'm sure. I can't decide do I NB more. The parents so that yeah. My parents. Definitely envy them. I envy your parents Roy. Just to take my kid to Orlando Panamax two independents yeah. That's not only remark there a smile I've ever delay tendencies and we're home. They didn't they were asleep. I'm sure they just fake snoring. And like are you better start snoring yeah pentagon yesterday that when John generics on a great yeah. No Harry what's all laughed at you and my mom she was at night what are each. Weddings. She's not shy I semi dots of what she resents stop. Please okay. But she lives up to me yeah. It's very phoning. They've got a new Zahn happening. Trying to do. Politics very alliances and line. And you get tired of any time trump comes after Leonard is serious economic summit even notice this when I talked about tropical also now earned. John ladies and Howard jump from the Kohlberg okay Obama and I go back to doing some all the time please oh plus. Too late night take him transcendence. The higher in Ceres threats against North Korea which is snow we played our yesterday and seemed easier I guarantee you read the likes of which you announce. Dragging it will be all over the world business but it yeah. You know as China and Saudi weren't too happy about that. So you think oh maybe he'll come around in you know say sorry I was drunk I'm on vacation what do you want from me but I. In Canada. And be very comfortable. And I will tell you this. If North Korea does anything in terms of even thinking about it fast. From anybody that we love what we represented through our allies or us. They can be very very nervous I'll tell you why in the should be very nervous again if things go. Like they never thought possible. Okay he's been pushing the world around for a long. I have great respect for playing giant headline Russian did. And those fifteen we got to fifteen did nothing. I have great respect for China and Russia what they do and sanction. I believe that we'll have an effect I don't think we'll have the kind of effect even though I was like real Lindsay got. The people are done for years say Morales is saying and I will tell you this. North Korea they get their act together when they get a big trouble like you nations ever have been in trouble. In this world. Oh in this world. All manner. As the about. Can't you light truck you know threatening North Korea only sounds like a little kid. This sounds like and be present system more. Ads you don't hate you know. Doesn't make any sense. Is he's been bullying awareness like he's acting like Kim Jong he stayed the same stuff there's state media sends. And these and how is Kim young men push just how moral the rock and you know rebound offensively and not alone. The launching of missiles and talk and I. And like John and it bothers me if you at least focus on Kim Jong. But when he's like you know hey it sounds like he's another country and I thought we moved past just celebrating killing innocent the only at least pretend like we try not to do that no wait no one's. I'm not so sure. I'll tell you what they should be very never miss. I got this briefcase seen. Here back home. Man North Korea has anything to worry about. Well except the piece de their threats is that they're gonna shoot missiles that go along with Sega easily reaches. As it would take formats and this is it long and I'm not gonna know anything won't Muslims and of course placenta due South Korea looked in just stopping your. We'll sounds trees in the new worry about because if you ask someone attacks North Korea's sole. Right isn't tunnel of course. I love that tree yesterday who does that. Remember who sent that tweet yesterday it was own the science of sleep a lot like tonight luxurious dinner and if trump had. If trump at a hotel in non O Palin. But de Leon the secretary of state masonry and the American people should sleep easy tonight Anderson I mean I don't see them. Let's face who attempt to see everybody should just relax. More relaxed. Nobody cared. He's he's started fire and fury and. When talking about it. Still listening. If you really if you have some sort of Intel and information. That tells you that North Korea is much more are threatened and I think it is because I'm not a president not privy to that type of information. But do you think it is a goal and partially goddamn mouth and talking about it. Two weeks and I'll secure passes for more than not being a do or don't show up. Tough guy. And I got to stick to the sanctions the sanctions are working whatever. We're talking about getting into a fight. The fighter. Hey drum. I'm attractive says yeah. This whole thing with North Korea is so dead. Yeah I think this thing. I never in my life been scared in North Korea known did you scene never. Playing any chance we election seen in the last night yes or no I certainly would. Watching. Are not to say Texas win I completely forgotten and I don't have balmy elder at my woke up this morning so that you. That you were watching that started last fall. Is if that's on it feels like summer so I finished our last night. It was Don you know visit earlier in the box. Was last year the rams last year is the rams running. As a as a as a first you know it was a it was an enemy you like him and dealing. Just when Shuster is he doing it on Shasta. Study that was I was a girl that in Florida. Accused him I don't remember. I juicy John always know the real question I know implement them. Did you see the the John only between. I think it was yesterday and in the news or. Eighteen year another reason to hate. Well I guess you like them you got that shirt to even learn here. Once a week I don't care about them or mentioned so I knew that I Orrin Denver shared twelve years you know. I was twelve years ago in my listen let me explain Israel click on guide my mother bought me a jam us. It was the new bronco logo didn't say Denver on it at all and I was wearing it as a white T shirt under. A sweatshirt yet and he took this Richard are we are working out like god there is not I took my switch jobs likes. It's a Broncos. And I don't think it's Lee's summit north. I was like Colin is a Broncos sure I don't know much about them done and I know my my I don't care about them. Usually don't you're not here I'm just under his sweatshirt and they don't Wear that here I just ended like thirteen years. Rumor mostly interested anyone other than that QBs we have is another example of irresponsible thing so it's analyst John Allen. Our. The sporting game last night. You don't you go. No I listened to and radio. I'll listen to a mandatory and a great job in morning penalty kicks again loser. Neat. OK. I like that I don't like a world of radio announcers and actually worsened different radio station. Our company does not but I like him I think his nice guy knowing that he really good job of super. Annan. Electoral show. And like him the best sisters I don't know the other guys he comes a lot of shows and stuff. A lot of militia under the John Le. They did a really good job calling him as a whose son. Believe Knowlton. He was. Big fancy executives that massage in Vienna cold stone three marine. Where in Arizona. That made the headlines this morning made it sound like he was you know the CEO massage many relievers like. You sign up with some franchises in Arizona. So this guy. Come. Well here I'll play the audio news. Following are some. Police say that an executive who worked with colds don't create marine died after he attacked his parents with a stun gun USA today reports police found Leah Gordon Goldman and his father covered in blood on the floor of a senior living facility in Scottsdale Arizona stolen stuff breathing after he was handcuffed and taken to the hospital Monday and died shortly after the attack early Tuesday. You you got that right. Son gets in a fight with his parents and son dies there's a thing oh lead. The sun was 55 years old. And his dad is in his senior living facility and he's eighty and so he attacks is parents. And somehow he. I shots. And I know that they say it is is mom called the police the police show up she was I guess she looked like she'd gotten in. All too much who's worried about is on the took a mosque in any passed away. Now I don't he died because. And stun gun or what happened. But they were showing trees that this guy just not a tweet on Father's Day dissent happy Father's Day dad you're an incredible role model for me and I appreciate. I'd always been their former nominees try to kill some room. Moses Sunday trying to kill you at your son's. I don't know why I thought just two days. Your dad was easily your dad was a minute and I don't know what they call when he called science. Are you never predict is that it's also the news now I care facility. And a dad is in that. Strip tease. But can you imagine. And I think you might say Jessica actually you're in. A nursing home you get a fight with your dad. Anyway it's. It was a lesson Vienna silence dead. Buena high school. It was a sunny physically physical altercation and a solid ice and so you just assume since then you can take effect. A pretty sure that night. There is they. There wasn't changing of the guard. And it wasn't official but I think both of us knew like this happens again. Probably not gonna end up like it did when I was thirteen. And I'm sure is miners are you on McCain yeah. You know as money for you played hockey. All worked out now using against me it's really. I must destroy us. In our minds a man. I'll John I you're well yeah it's. My site he told us I'm sure. But this is different than a Coke bottle mind right hand on him on the Obama wants to that's different kind of men know this was I was still in high school was probably. Fifteen. Yeah some are on the ad to my friends were driving Mamie but I wasn't strong. And my friends had a hotel party. And I hate and it was in this like. Marketing class. And Arizona girl who was a senior. And her name is Teresa. And she was a goddamn woman it's like a woman's life. Dressed like an attorney everyday to school wore those that like pencil skirts are not lines and high heels and a blazer and long blond hair and glasses. Lesson to draw money. And so we were sitting there and I said hey we are recklessness and my friends. Are having a party would you like to come and she says share. And I had never seen her out of the party or anything in my entire life I just assumed she was having sexual lawyers right when she was a woman. And I was he had a wee morning. And now so she said yes so I got I told. Like everybody is lying about where they are gonna go but I was like yeah I am gonna tell the truth. Because this is my moment. And if I lie there's a chance I couldn't get in trouble all of the stories get confused and in a room alone can't have it right. So I tell my dad hey I'm going to hotel party. If I will not drink and drive I'm not getting any trouble if I need anything I'm Paul you. He's like okay. So I get this party. And you know in doing things you do. And people leave or whatever and there's like maybe five or six people left and I am laying. On the bad. Would Theresa. She's a woman. And we have begun to start to take Valium and slug him downloads California collector's. Which by the way. Horrible idea. Horrible the next two blue object whatever you say kids if you listen fun. That's how to Joker don't. Do that anyway I had no man at the time and it felt like. That's also why you get to date and Olsen Twins so. I think is your sister four that put back not Manning. The California glitz and the mound in the same time designers you know let's step is to get them to try to so I think. Generating ten things I hate about you. So. Were lying on his bedroom. And all the salute or. My god damn dead. All right man. Somehow parents and started talking a noon new warrior you want that join him and they wanted to come alone they heard I was doing drugs and but Disney C junior meg Connolly just I think. Eager to remember our. I think like someone came home and laughed and got in trouble for dragging someone's cast also many houses and a while the all time. I'm trying to slug down California coolers and do Valium these parents are on their landline phones and radios on in Asia where I am and you know of course mind handled. Temperamental man he comes. Temperamental man my favorite penalty and a sonic X. It's okay. Terry Jones and dragged me out of there. So we got home I just was like man I told you everything I was trying my best. Tough section woman. Panama. This is me and you. Fight in the front yard who chose clumsily on. And well I apologize letter slightly you have sees stellar boxing rules or. I was it was plus insight and back. Let's get a bat. And he grabbed the bat and I pushed it down an idea aluminum bat a wooden bats aluminum back. Wow. So when I went out at an affront on management open. My garage apologized to him. And I went to school. She would never talk to me. Not a word. Phone lamented that. It's maybe it. Kind of an affair you know. Here's a man there he found out. I've never seen again. That's sad story isn't you know. See you look. And nothing worse than almost having sex in the high school. Another plus one. Early night on jeans skirt and high heels and. A person. I understand but I feel like she's some identified as a woman yeah. OK that's fine but I'm saying maybe there are few things are worse than life van. Almost having sex and not list any person. And skirt rounds and I'm using my same as she was Saddam Hussein in general someone is about to have sex abuse and they've got nice legs and their weren. Nylon and is now reveals so if I was in that hotel room and it was a man. In a skirt idealist who added nine irons and he was feeding me California coolers and Valium. I would be happy that my father show. To this moment I'm still better. Whoever talked on several times and understand some statement. Yeah obviously doctors are choosing manipulate. Sun which comes in and make sure the united McCain stands are passed down the street and he's easy and there was this lawyer looking gorillas like oh. To choose each sorry to manage. It's horrible. Intelligently about an Amish whose interests don't. High school football player. Died today today's Thursday rose today here. Long Island high school. They were doing their strength and conditioning unit. Exercises and drills. They like this happens at least. Sometimes once a year you here's some schools I mean even at my school we had to zoom into the hospital in died but it's much there's always some who got over here exiles and us as they make him run and full pads and August. In Kansas season thousand it their mission to I don't understand this team is sixteen and what they were doing now this morning. The reason I. Wondered talked about this news last night said furlong time. While disasters happen with CT because again football can never go away in the United States as we do popular and I said. Just wait until someone in high school. Dies from a football injury now from the how from the Barrie had from our football injury and the parents of the school the school says all right I'm until we're not doing this anymore. I mean I'm EC schools they were giving up football programs. Because. The liability. But I think you could happen. The sentinel says Howard did and today all they were seeing and newsletters this sixteen year old player died. Ends. It was not some sort of health condition nearly. Young football player appears to have suffered a fatal traumatic injury this morning the grief as you would expect is only beginning to setting here. What we can confirms that the boy was practicing with the team at around 8:30 this morning I left the field in cardiac arrest. It was pronounced dead a short time later at Stoney Burke cost. How he became injured precise nature of his injury cannot be confirmed. I do understand whoever that this was some form of trauma and not a medical episode. So that's made a glimpse of that happens we had that happen to our schools and as our attack on the track present and it turns out you know they had some undiagnosed health. Problem so I think this is as good as concerned her confirmed now these kids were carrying logs over their hands. While they were running. And it sounds like it belongs cell. And hit him in the head. This is a freak accident and yeah but how do you feel about. I only surmise place and they still do it I don't know what they were they were running full pads and all that stuff. Is it necessary. The necessary to have a sixteen year old kid in high school. Run in the heat with a lob over his head. Bother me. You're having them around my town and doesn't monitoring the residents protest over. Yeah I mean that doesn't bother me it's physical exercise it. The fact that he dropped and it fell on his head and it killed them and that's a freak accident like there's no wonder blames for the you can run around is building a hundred times in the long. And drop dead and not having it on your head. I mean a hundred days than not haven't hit on Atlanta had split Donovan did land on your head tell you that's just band sometimes. Bad stuff happens to good people. This city died from heat exhaustion because there was a 170 degrees and you're running in the Tony seven miles and I got a problem of that length and a lot of it but this obviously isn't annoying guys are carrying logs over there straight. And I get it but I'm saying maybe Hussein did you really need to be doing these logs. If if this kid I'd like you said from exhaustion or run I think I'm I'm missing why you do in this but this is a different direction. The longtime confidant to carry other kids. When I'm placing all you know like you're gonna change and is an you know hang on him back in you got to give them piggyback ride around the bush Ron Ron Ron. We have to do that. That's a partner carry him. I never thought if I thought Benson did hit my head and he diamond nobody thought time. Right. This story says that. There's an update and I wasn't there is a guy named Dan who was I was actually tame dance but here's a bigger guy. I remember in mammoth making him put on like a rubber suits. Don't rain jacket everything under his pants so he can run and lose weight yet but now I look back I'm like man that's lower risky and the ninety's was wrestling. Every year I think that guys we're learning on the wrestling team. Wearing trash bags and working out and in my hand. First to lower fifteen signal so RS. We need to true. You do miss. The ball running in the heat saying that doesn't gonna do that to us on this case right. No I mean I don't know not a pleasant that's not what. I don't know from what they're saying in this story says that they ran onto the field holding lawns above their heads to players fell. Which resulted in the lawn pinning him I don't know what that means he tripped over the players that sell I don't know. GC this on the news about the the woman who is now Wal-Mart with their son misses here locally using Gladstone. Took her son a Wal-Mart. She is autistic. And while there shopping. Some teenagers. Start chasing them around on those electric scooters. The kind of like you know I guess Leslie lane kids drivers are just times. These kids. Start literally circling them. On the news scooter whereas the glass so Wal-Mart. We're looking at clothes and getting rid an empire through. Food cake at home within moments Lisa says oh boy you appeared to be about sixteen years old intentionally wrote a motorized shopping cart. Toward her and her son who has autism. I was from the start he started circling us. And the two rows back were with him were laughing what happened next was no laughing matter to lease up or her skiers side. With him have a not so them. He but he won't bolts if you think fear. OK so imagine that you're Wal-Mart you got your kid with you now they say was eleven is eleven. These teenagers were state estimate were like sixteen at least one of them is an electric car and starts. Circling around you and your mom. Right right we need that the parents are selling get this kid corner right she's there. He's literally driving in circles around Laffey making fun of the electric car troubles electric cars dot Wal-Mart Garnett they're standing there like what what's what's happening. An eleven year old gets nervous she says this is what he does everything's fireplace we rounds he bolts. And when he runs the kid jumps off of the electric cart and away her appearance in a story. Did the teenager on the cart and girls with them they were laughing like. This is funny you pick and almost eleven year old. He chases this kid down and beats him up like yeah he chases them on foot chases into the Wal-Mart. And deeds among with the kids mummers they can't well I mean. She wasn't running well and I don't think again antique automobile up and then he goes out in the parking lot dragged to some friends about it and gets in the car drives off so the cops looking for us. How old is the solution I think I feel like mistress of the studies are. Around sixteen can be a blowout until eleven year old it is accused at Wal-Mart does mom and how is it. But there's no one in Wal-Mart. When you stop being who says hey look stuff abrasion on him yeah. How long me being. So it was 730 on on Tom you and how long it lasted maybe behind it there's too much before guys stopped him. But just a chasing him through the strike guess you think that maybe they're related or something on an airplane I sought to do running through store annoyed whenever. And on Wal-Mart. I'm just trying to get some you know it's not my business I'd probably wouldn't interject myself until I saw someone getting their asking. Even then I believe that could be Brothers like I don't know how long it would take for me to actually break them up solid pair your kids right. Like low where's your mom what's happening. Another chance I might walk off the kids are running. Autistic imagine someone chase. Really traumatized she says he's traumatized I just don't understand we all went to high school blows smoke anywhere right dropped out for years you were there and I dropped out. Gupta we both are done. Well did you know anyone sorry mr. Smart you know anyone who lose in the you're there you're there you receive the only room you can sit in and talk about Peres did show holidays this run no pending. But you're there you're sixty can you imagine or did you know anyone that you can think of would have been the type of person to do that I'm not saying a friend of yours was there anyone you went to school list. The you can imagine. Going to love Wal-Mart. Find an eleven year old with his mom harassing them and then beating they cannot sixteen year old I don't know I don't remember what I see another eleven year old doing it. You see some time. Does your general and I'm glad any ER. Fifth grade maybe the right fourth or fifth so you're talking like a high school June here. Beating up a fifth grader. I can't imagine we got bullies. Day and their relatives their own age or close and I than anybody would take a fifth graders asking where the teenage girls that are there laughing with them you know who are these girls and Brock from school and everything this is so fine. What we're wasn't Gladstone. Citizens. Northeast 72 street. And route will. Corzine. You through all right. The white walkers are. Luckily we vile the island to treated. Protect us along. Thirty saline. Tennessee. I think. You write a moon. Yeah. They not comment. Attention when this story to tell the little glass stone art is to catch them when the story came out they send it to they had the Wal-Mart employees in the manager whatever I found security footage found footage from inside and down the parking lot they had footage of him. But he got the car and it. Police were looking. I'm talking years is in the video I understand you can see him faking a fist and laughing about attacking my son on this is mom also told after he ran out of the store. And hots and a car. He got away. Just not right for him to do this to my child intensive care it's I'm not I'm somebody hears him bragging about what he did. I hope they called police images Illini Alan fine them I'm not only do about a dozen plays and no one man. Tim. Sixteen are you six did you beat up an eleven year old predict. The done you know. Just talk Ron Allen I was sixteen immunization and that's what I. Is different some of knowledge on similar applied challenge this kid and any kicks the last I don't know that nonsense. Or write. My own peers article and gave glossy and wanted to challenge a sixteen year old to fisticuffs in the parking lot in the Alaskan. That's a tough week funny. If you're I don't know Wal-Mart or whatever and Simone was harassing UK news there. Can look like UCL 151617. Who would Jules yeah man not just the thing I'm punches I hope I help you be so angry. And I'd probably be a lot of trouble but yeah for sure I'll see how you. Don't do it. They're calling your kids' names you're standing there watching it. It's like those parents who see footage from school you know after happens see their kids getting bullied at school. School sense of security through eternity can get punched her beat up in the country I would just think as a parent you learn drive connections house. I feel like I don't know control myself from punching him. Hopefully. But I feel like I would smash all the windows on Mac Darwin. Donna's house down this race down field right. We're out of time and is relying on him. North of the river I don't know the morning and okay. I don't know. They're coming they've been sent up for a long time but there is America. It takes a long time. And track their calendar works differently. We're and I've never been over there and mussina. Well the only time I've seen them. Is on gravity airport and I can never be certain I just assume everyone else is just trying to get to or from the got port as well got it but we've never seen them and I've never heard of them. Going about their now. You. Darwin and in a tub once. Got some tacos so he saw yup I did the scary. I kept you know I looked around and I hope that they did notice that I was sure you all. Okay. Old. Pot from. But you're gonna say our users and good but you always said hi I lone terrorist how Oreo. I'm all right man. Tom Jones well I guess there's wells can be expected. Which is given my situation. As. Middle class white male. The expectation is I get to start the race look couple subsite and yeah. Doesn't mean I can't be passed just a moment of an advantage. I think this technically counts says the survey. Our. This is what you're date is supposed to look like if you're day is ideal. And they break it down by the clock ideal for I was wondering. So according to this survey slash study if you wanna have an active lifestyle and feel good. They've done this whole thing him broken down your day what time missiles to wake up front and one uses everyday and you do better you'll do honor today. God and they want they want and we are put their ideal times an ideal stuff that they do like you know that's right just before eleven it sucks right. We kinda like this. So they're ideal wake up time is 6:45 AM roof. They say that gives you plenty time to get ready for redact. Well on second and I don't mean the same thing about this is fine a lot of really good brother and I think you're beautiful. When you're just telling me downstairs and like man I mean. I don't know eat better and eat wild caught salmon in Europe via I do okay. Well that's also say this week at nominal gross Saigon okay good what's eaten there. TGI Friday's containers you know it's an injection and a really good are very democratic dialogue and am I just it was not five minutes ago in your dog month. Melanie is broccoli and salmon from now on. And we walked up very new and got right. The Manning got viewing what you want I think you're beautiful you look good you don't need to do anything to change. I just as I I was like unease concerning matters men. He's gonna start feeling better I looked over housing authorities is that some sort of scaled chip that. And I saw a bag or is TGI Friday's loaded baked potato I guess that would humor that new replacement shake I gave you didn't. You know if you can yeah you continue to eat all the same program but clearly I'm known nutritionist. But if you continue to eat all the flew all the same food and just start adding meal replacement shakes. It's actually I select counter intuitive. This week guys this week and. I'm guessing a little bag of statues kind of expensive though for what now you pray to half an hour for the chips I'm starting now haven't you know of besides that they were poised. All right here's your ideal day then. Wake up at 6:45 AM was to give you plenty of time to get right and they say you're supposed to go for a short run at 7 AM. I'm already out on both of these things is no I am getting up at 645 I'm definitely not running while I'm trying to think my job as far as our guys against it. So far so good. So they're basically how short of a run like a mile or sometime it sure I guess depends on how fast you are because it says. Essentially doing year old and a better run angels start running at seven innings ZE practice at 715 there's a semi and a mile run around the block and and come back in your breakfasts. We're glad for breakfast. And so is still hasn't said it wasn't so I'm breakfast I think airlifted to a fever probably not but they're just selling of when you do stuff. Some fifteen you have your breakfast to draft your run right to give you fifteen minutes teacher breakfasts impact that we have sex at 7:30 AM. And I want marshals to make breakfast. That's my thing I guess Jiri is something quick because you just ran and I got to come back maybe now bolo mile or at least two minutes eat the water. But I guess to Mets make it happen. And then we have sex is 730 I feel like that's not enough time to clean up after the run home. I don't know Tom I saw I wake up I run a mile I need some younger and then I have sex and sex. Do I know who I'm gonna have sex wins because while this sounds fascinating to me or does affect it seems. It seems like of all the things so far getting someone that section me at 7:15 in the morning seems like the biggest stretch boy I by the other things don't seem feasible at all. Getting someone I have sexually every morning at 715. Prove who doesn't say you can't that's a pipe dream because they can't hires sex worker I feel like for me the running would be the that would killing. I wanna ring if you have let me tell you this if you. As a human being. Have the ability to have someone have such review every morning at 715. And forget the other stuff. Yeah no kidding you're doing while I'm guessing yard Elaine good I'm guessing. You're Smart and healthy and in shape and everything's done found is that it again this is supposed to be what. Large group of people. Said you're supposed to do if you wanna have a hot active lifestyle can be healthy active person this is their ideal day. I say welcome 640 odd man whose presence as a sex and so as they talked about this exact same study on mixed today. A hall they have the Internet to. Down when you can you talk topics from them now recount now. Obviously set up sex right. That was the last thing. Massoud we don't know. Doesn't talk about this morning she will listen to him did as I did that what do you think are not running you're losing to them not us. And while they may have talked about the same thing annals of the sun believe us now I would guess and in some ordnance. Will tell you that we did real well. All of our original talking about China but the big you're talking points of. All right. Eat practice and the teen sex is 730 now there is a huge. Window here. Because it's after 730. After he had sacks like usual to shower set they want you know buckle down at work which I guess doesn't. Mean show up a really get in the zone. At 9:45 AM time because apparently you're supposed to be. At your sharpest mentally three hours after you wake up and cracked. Take a break at 1045 C work for our take a break and you don't have your actual lunch break at 1215. Eat a snack at 330. You go home you dinner six. If you drink you can have a drink 610 so like right after eat or lawyer reading. Exercise again at 630 doesn't say watt. You gonna work our after dinner you can watch TV on Mondays. Blue and everybody got an online. Pour a glass of water. Think about putting whiskey in it to try to show some self control I think all of our days of trees drank a glass of water go to bathroom. Brutal blood in stool. No heroes Google lots of some. Analysis. On the fine since the all time so career here for that. I vaguely remember it was actually in his search history lots of blood and storm but. There's a lot installment in the whatever they talk about why didn't they died but I don't think you understand Google. Could just happen to me. We've allowed to put a qualifier in there lots. Tons. Certain cook who. Florida law blooded store is also scheduled to be indicted 1010. My days in every day I wake up at seven realizes seven go back to bed and wake up at 845. Because of that claim and hold and then my. I've been holdings is at 7 o'clock wake up. And I finally usually get out of there a 459 o'clock and I get a bed 101030 make some coffee and asked me. And went on so you wake up and a 45. At 1010 there recently that if I'm really feel I am I wake up at 930 Asia. Is your doctor about a piece thing a filly could interrupt your sleep you wake of the seventh and eighth Centennial plaza I'm waking up that probably 1 o'clock and then again at 4 o'clock hammed just kind of you guys are I drink so much water and I just get a diaper it's horrible pain in the buffalo what happened was they sold it in because idol and now went on I repeat that answer and I'm scared to ever hold it and get a diaper and just let it go. Sounds uncomfortable. What do you mean. Literally their mound wetness won't come and enjoy some of baby. And I would rather pin a diaper that I would get out three times overnight to go peeing it sucks getting out sucks. Just keep forever it's just takes forever. The cut up the water. And at least before bed I should and I don't need to drink a much smaller physical before bed. Yes my 1115. Some might that I'm usually read the front page or rent look at it so tell me how. Teresa and Max talks about doing blood in store when she talked rather story coming out exactly his same. I am here this morning. But. I'm. I'm gonna guess she didn't. It would and the other one. If anyone wants it topped punch. As a he's not there is NASCAR announced rock I don't know. Elect a guy is an assurance of emotional I think part is I don't know. I like almost people. Rocket. Powered backpack. Anyway. I doubt that she Google. I did doubt that if she do she gogel and if we spent the night together. I know right now I. I and I. My brother sent me a text. Okay and it's which one. Don kind. And insanity just sent a link to this news story. The B using real balls with talked about really where I mean you know seeing them I am ones but a when did that when was that real sex on H just trying to ninety's. When did you first start showing real girls and we all used are slow Internet connection to look we ought. As everyone has room built a 6000 dollar real dog that you had no money to purchase I haven't. You never I don't know why don't like to build condolence. I'm assuming so can have done it several times I've picked Eric Haller picked i.'s pick everything measures are removable removable. So opening on the moon that things have. Things have advanced to orbit. You see those guys care in those big heavy dominant look real but their lifeless they'd have the late textiles. My company's been making real galls these. Very hyper realistic goals for twenty years and by the end of 2017. We will be offering robotics systems we also have an artificial intelligence. And we will eventually have a virtual reality as well. And my job. These personality traits that are going to assign your points. Right now I could two points on affectionate. Warm talkative one unsecured. Notes. One insecure. Snug iRobot to be insecure about it. That's the same guy that did the real sex special twenty years ago order is. And now he's making its Sosa's other enormously helpful spiritual. Cheerful tell me a joke. Why is fakes like that he had to say the Catholic who is thankful lakes and she needs new multi plane. They think I started this company thinking that this was going to be something that. People just by as a sex toy. I'm something they'd be ashamed of OK that they would dollar Israel's and they were done and over the years I've learned that that's really not the case. Many of our customers whose killer vaccination shots becomes a gamer for dip. When the only part that they really showed up close like the cameras zooming and it shows he's tossing it shows their feet like you can't even tell smells like a person's blood and they showed our hand from. Her. She's she will offer the issues. Yeah you're right I think the eyes look slightly. Like I don't pretend she's on lap I just. Turn over haven't walked all the relationships go wrong they've been heard. Or. Maybe they act out and issues and whip connecting with other people and what I wanna do it because they are. Is give them the tools to create something real imagine watching TV in that thing if you give it a seven on insecure it's like I don't think you find such an open rough but that's my mom said she saw you at a restaurant with someone else. I think we'll be cool at peace. Dolls could eventually just replace your home assistants or you know filling the Google homes and relaxes and all that stuff. That's your assistant should look like yeah he goats almost 171000 dollars that is a deal and she's a walk and she can't walk now I don't think has broken watch she sets but that's still better than those other ones have to be told you have to put on a wheelchair as a problem hasn't it. I think August say not so you have to do right around us from our copyright the real balls you see guys taking out that they put him in wheelchairs general around they roll runner house in wheelchairs we're gonna take her out. And we don't. I mean not that it's rigid dates among wheelchair I think that's Simon has reared to Dresser up as sexy as a lot to us or a pass enact a blogger Mike was violent. Yeah it's. It's not ideal if you can Gator of water with a walk that's the that's the end game if she can walk and talk and do everything and find dynamic conversation like that you see the did you see. Hard knocks last night and she's like oh my god I did it was on at 9 o'clock. Right right that was a matter did your hard knocks follows in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Yeah like yeah yeah it was a good conversation from. So I don't you think cameras are exorbitant well I don't know he was doing in college at Florida State. Right annualized Danica. Would you pay that 169 or astronaut all she can do. But can she if she can't overlay eggs can and should be maneuver him that yes I don't think so I know Leon Harris so that it moves her hips and stuff right. That they've got to get to appoint doctor and a program like on next like I have sexual that it learns that I believe. And it stays combatants like shouldn't you be going to work you know down right and he shot up and then. You leave and then it knows like what time you're coming home and it just gets up and goes down and sits on the couch in terms on. The card ash gyms or some thing right and she knows what outfits to Wear a private and I get home and it's like she's been doing stuff and I say hey -- coach is like work was a drag I'd rather not talk about it. Let you tell her what she does she's a paralegal what I've area now. It's been a crazy case but you know I can talk about it I'll tell you when it's over like okay. Right nick has just made some random things like dust on having me today like wanna have me but I got called for jury duty hike okay. What her eyes closed that face pretty realistic the only part that's not realistic about her she's too perfect. Right so what happens if you got in bed and year she's cold. She's obviously not a living thing to think you could. Beat you know kind of find your owner Jeffrey Dahmer entrance to the Mexican and that moment. Yeah I mean I can I signal that was under the you have a problem that needs it waterproof. Water proof asses and get a shower and come out warm and yet they do need he should also am I valued much as she gets in the shower and pulls her back. That your idea. Must do list now I guess you could buy as of the close enough meat hooks and hear from those meat hooks you know that kind of freaks me out they shouldn't show like I didn't know how the sausage making process. Yeah when it's got his show that. It's hanging from a meat hook among okay. Color me a little disturbed mr. that the but what has just dressed up like hey are you hungry again I am having just won how many whatever I want and you're not in need to articulate and bigger light. No word you put your furnace attic and I sacked that there would there be any jail it's it's not us you don't is excellent now want to cut goes. But it's not a person. It was still mine. OK but you what you would loan me a porno dvd or that's my down you can sexually I'm. That's a very personal thing I'm. New and ominous section your dollar I was thinking more much. Attention showers and Sunday from nine. Just the thought that snow cone suggests. Been intimate with mine. Rubber lover. Has never stopped you from being intimate personal counselors. I always go first. You can't always go first yes you can at some point as well as a river starting where Riverhead. At some point your going after these.
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