The Church of Lazlo - 09.13.17 - Fake Porn

Wednesday, September 13th

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But what about yes things were said. But that's not what was sad. And things are Cedric joke anyway that word rules are literally says. More people you just sent it. There's no one else and so that word today. Shuts freedom. Okay. Former wedding photographer speaking of which knows what do you have if you're waiting to hold off hold a way that did you tell them the quick trip story. Yet from the reports. Of Panama. Plan my wedding video. Satcher ash yeah. Know your your photos did you come across your cleanest I've found. Down and I had to put some way Erica went down in a story I thought about Russell restaurant or in the old. A so I had when you take your would you do anyway info I got rid of all the but I had to pick a gentleman box behind a door after normal the more I save the I don't know why but I don't fox frames that I saved. I I government I don't downstairs and stores are taught you know maybe accuser on Monday. We down you're right that's. That's their Lincoln no one day moment and you know loved each other. A former wedding photographer was solid block it shall onto the. It's a long certain adulterer is complicated. It's very complicated you'll understand we old enough understand also the wedding. A former wedding photographer was sentenced in federal court today. For a fraud scheme to do dozens of women and having sex. Now I know what you're thinking. How wide do. Sorry yemenis. Which he's he recorded under the guise that they were rehearsing for pornography moving our way on essentials guy he might. I was very can OK so he's not getting people on the wedding are you nervous this just. In a formal wedding photographer. My goal is so I did manage him like they follow what it photographers and troll for good and be able to have sex presenting as a reporter I'm like man. He isn't that winning is but I guys. I don't know wedding photo surely go but let me go to the photo Booth that we wanna make citizen or to wherever your point now. Now sit on daddy's. But why does his identity I don't know and why is that for instance the oh yes. It's important. Yeah imagine not talking about him and I'd about since its peak. The daddy thing newsroom on a couple weeks ago you said something that I like to be called that the voice. Was just might guy and form what's that every guy import you know or all of them. OK okay all right guys sounds like solid and Eliot there and he said no no no this is a Freudian slip the huge Freudian slip up because we did with. Oh years TNT it and then he says that's every guy and born which means that every guy in the porn reruns discussion earlier. All right hiding anything from you know like I escaped more. And you like to be called daddy I don't got is important to you why do you oyster all day today I was supposed. All right look so I screwed up a little bit when I said no you did they've got this guy says. He's sounds something like the job. With it all again and again I there's no doubt he's gone especially right about. Absolutely right he is sending John always says you know although he never has a you know any bonus I don't know that Madonna. I hesitated until I'm headed the better watch it does numbers that I owed daddy did. I say these candidates a lot of veteran exactly when the cell you some would only yet call me daddy. Sound mixing board is Null or not you're agent is midget porn metaphors a modern form all right an insult warns there are guys who sound a lot like macho man Randy savage who say all he. Call it the way you say no again daddy always stick. That's what I don't understand what you should you bet that the you think it's important that you don't see it. Why eyes sounds like macho man savage freaked out and then our mindset is to another man know yet dance yeah. Screwed up Mara oh yeah yeah maybe we had Danny and sounds like my joy and I set eyes through that part knowing that happens born. I always say please let me know put down some the wrong. Please god don't like don't bullets had crews say yeah I don't like this nasty stuff. They're nasty things only got its own but only happen call me daddy. You know what I'm talking about all. The nasty and then yeah. You could get better and you have never seen a certain group of nurses at no time to regroup and I'll do it later with faces story. A former buddy photographer. Was sentenced in federal court today for a fraud scheme to dupe dozens of women into having sex which you recorded under the guise this. I was like he's due in our brides and landing site. It's done I mean obviously that's is a salacious headline caught my attention data yet. I've said that putting pieces of the show me but I'm a dig at his full name I was gonna call Mario Mario 34 of ray Moore was sentenced by US district judge that's Phillips to ten years in federal prison. And without pearl. On May twelfth 2017. Read you are in trouble for coercing women to have sex you're not on your own from a judge brown why team. Don't look at me. Who he got through I know you don't know Lorena for a good out of that courtroom relatives. I'm no lawyer but I'm like. Mine that it's really is often we did just Macs are trying to. Guns and drugs Phillips gonna throw a jog their border. And you spoke with my like being called Danny Haren but no. No bath. On May twelfth 2017. He plead guilty to one count of wire fraud. He admitted that he defrauded numerous victims and his scheme that lasted from August 28 Tony eleven until October 11 2016. Mario Posey and various roles as a company owner recruiter talent manager photographer and video biographer for multiple fictitious companies and private modeling web sites such as Playboy worldwide and Playboy Asia. Second what is it. I worked for. A lot of could put. I've also nominate my daughter has a little earlier why am I unaware that one might not subscribe. I induce women to engage in sexual pornographic activity within. He promised the women. Who signed contracts and model and release forms they would be paid thousands of dollars by these fictitious entities further additions. And modeling activities. More than two dozen women victimized by this scheme were identified and located by investigators. Victims. Of the wire fraud scheme were promised payments. So basically. If I'm getting this right these women thought that they were doing porn. But his son and an independent and just putting band aid right. Credit just I mean it's like that guy in college video calling and like I feel like you can just pay them I think it says in here like every maimed and if you just made the company receives victims of the wire fraud scheme or plan to save ten years over in at least one and a half million dollar hole 550000 to as much as one half million it's tough to scratch together. Must start make a par rounds. Via. Yeah I mean. It could've you know wanted to time I guess China paying off owner time. Did you see that story last month. But the guy in Arizona. Who. He had like this brothel set up is I'm an ingenious thing but he had this brothels set up the got busted so wasn't pitching spot. It was set up as say K come in and film her own for now. OK so you coming you be the actor and we have models already here and you can fill Merrill porno and because. Pornography is legal it's it's protected under First Amendment. And if you film it. And you get paid wherever your actor then it's legal so he had all these rooms set up where you would go when you hire an actress right. Ending you'd say I'm gonna star in this movie or whatever and he would there were cameras in their so you could film it but it. Police eventually says yeah this is just. Let's a scam to get around right but I thought yeah but technically end to alienate travel related is closed down they've closed it down and I saw it he sauls mug shot had been arrested so. And we back to slow program this girl says he told me I had to audition and several different sex acts with him which I did. Com. When she hadn't received her money she called him but he told her she had violated the terms of their contract from. Quote oh you don't get the money because you broke a rule the contract by telling someone what you did the woman says he told her at that point she knew she'd been deceived. According to court documents weeks and months would pass and none of these women were ever paid in the young women ask. When the money would arrive they were given excuses eventually many cases. He engaged in a blackmail and extortion scheme he treated fake FaceBook profiles through which. He contacted the friends boyfriends or employers of these women and informed them that the young widow woman was a porn star on your now. Payments of great links. Trying to if you nominally more on these messages would often be accompanied by pictures of young women engage in sexual activity I don't know we also included the pictures. Idea the if you can't trust up a guide on the streets as he's a porn during. There but but but but but but who change processor but but but you know your daddy. It was a good. Girl. I'm like you Tony event. I think is a big guy sound like a guy he said who's are good daddy. Says president had to go back and listen to the audio book. That report. He wants to be and a little point now if you're going to be a little form home. No I don't think he did his little porno stuff but I've. We're wrong and you look at that's pretty close. As the one how to use say OK I don't guys and let me stop you I don't but you don't know why don't I don't ever say nine point not support the guys in port how to they talked. That's what they say this is stuff like that. You know I don't wants we'll what do you watch. No silent from Portsmouth silent era but the but the but the good. So I look whether we like it or not the guys talk sometimes when they do it and they say the media and the best thing elegant in its southern Nevada like yeah.
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