The Church of Lazlo - 06.16.17 - Headlines

Friday, June 16th

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So righteous man is sent on all sides. Well these dark. Strike to own up. No I mean. No I. And our June. Means. And as an ally in me now and me in the night and an army man. Leaning tower. You know what I'm talking about. I think it's funny. Yesterday and started the show and clears nothing usual you are you. And I admission today I was having one of those days of Hussein. Did you go back and checks and records and Bryant you can find some of this information from the past couple years have gone. But in my mind. I was soon. Out of my league. Had no idea. I have no idea how anything works especially this particular thing. I convinced myself that I've been somehow rungs. It's and I cannot weights and I certainly know people who have no idea how this works like I think Kevin Rondo again. Doesn't like you've been drawn I think you've been wrong my friend that doesn't sound right to me. That goes on all day. I talked all these people talk to my Brothers get it sounds like you're not talking to people who work I think even runs. I go home. My growth becomes ever she's CPA. And accountant. I say what I will show you this I think I've been wrong and so Saturday she goes. You know. You haven't been wrongs you need to buy calculator. And do a better job of being responsible now and at that moment also you go. That makes sense I would expect and a business person like that up. American company pretty good its troops huge company. I I mean I feel like I preface all this list I'm no accountant but I'm no bookkeeper I'm not even good at math basic math. But it's like why didn't I just ask the account from the get go and my accountant looks even goes I'm sorry. Now. I don't know what you so worked up about this is how the world works not just another one of those moments where it takes you back to being a kid. When you argue class like yeah. Until maybe now that the first president was Abraham link you know it was. Yeah he's wrong. And they prove trying to. Well that's what I was talking and I was on my priest had skin I'll. Thanks for sharing sorry. I thought you say as a coward for not going down and apologizing to everyone know. I was saying you're a cow because you've been on this radio program. It is. Vehemently. Adamantly. Talking about how. You have a severe dislike. For what I consider an impeccable local newsman. Chris cats I consider him an institution view I can have said you just like Demi is combined here and said why does some fast not like me. You have tried to start a fight and award him over and over and over again. And he has been nothing but a gentleman his son works there as you say to me hey this is Chris touches kid and I say hey. Nice to meet you. Some faster natured dad and you say Brewster because I don't you move on. People would listen this program. Very long time look. Will I. Once now earlier you weren't even getting ultimately Hussein was in danger saying I hate is that I don't his dad police say he did so I just ignore another day I am in the business of hate them listening. To what people say those are the men responding. Die never acumen and amount of hours a night in the exact words not a surprise it was real thing were the exact words I hate that Donald. It was it was it was it was quick. And it was saying in response to something I said I think Andy you said why and I said I'm just kidding I sent down. I'm a friend doesn't really like him. Number I Sunday and then we talked with I I I heard something about it turned out not to be true we we talks in person talking defunct. And I like him as a long time ago you'll let things go it's like out. You bake a horrible ambassador. Trumps and you Germany and this thing today. Remember when you lost a warrants I like to remind them of the Holocaust didn't need me. Lanny just get a German and I remember you live. It doesn't. You hate us now with the ability to and I'll tell you why you hate I. I don't think that you hate us anymore. But I would like to remind you of the atrocities you committed against humanity. And I like to remind you that ram forgotten them so. Well you don't necessarily need to be a pocket I gotta die on you I would like to remind you that you'd show us just now. Compared. I tweet. No I'm sure David tweet that I might. Use that and I'm the ambassador to Germany. Through autumn brought it up not many. Again you do try to. Just stores everything is so it is something that you didn't say. I said use a you don't like Chris does one use and I would make a horrible ambassador to Germany. Duke brought up Germany not many. People just I was. You don't remember what the tweet was it doesn't matter viewer acres cuts I don't hate Chris K okay fine I do not hate. That guy fine I don't and you did I have one please send dead. I'm just in the business is taking people of face value and yes I hate him. Well I don't him and never. My decision. Sounds funny to see maybe we don't pay. To introduce a long into your life sir. Everything I've been doing. By the way I like the tone Lou there Christians and some I've defended them to the veterans from the beginning world. Grade. She stops. Are you try to do so gasoline on the fire I am told Chris cancer again and again and again and I can't you you had ads. Called. You disguise and remember who you senators on the phone from you said oh hey your mom's on the phone or your friend. You bet did you say I was on the phone someone a good friend of mine in on a marathon and hey it's Chris Chris prove. Chris that's why can't we just want to know is a good hey he's he hates the OK he said he hates you. Oh man did. Now right now. It's OK I don't hate him no at all. I mean I don't I I don't know him personally well. But what little personal interaction we've had he seems very nice into I think he's a good newsman. It's fantastic I think he's I feel you're traveling anybody local newsman. I'll still is retiring as the top of his game. A big fan Christians. I like him. I've seen amount amount seems like a gentleman yes he says nice hello to name but I know in the back my money is your son lying lying. Most impressive start I don't know I don't think he's in new there are more experience. I don't know unglamorous stuff. He says. I don't know who Larry Moore is OK it's one thing I don't we don't say. Monty for fourteen years I'm trying to be honest I very I don't know who Larry Morris who's going back. I don't see it sounds to me like you could've been like day backup wide receiver for the judiciary more news Kansas. Was Kansas city's Ron Burgundy. Is close are you playing. Cornerback alongside John shares are on January aren't he's a newsman. He's like these you know these local news and much discussed sanctions. Chris catch. Came long after and so when it. Did a wonderful job over at fox for. And I see those billboards up looks like he's retiring her retired I'm not sure. Touchdowns as prisoners is a god damn national treasure I think he is too I said dad in the hallway earlier and I said he's a national treasure seven. To his son and I'll I said to you Oklahoma doesn't have the balls tells slowly his dad I don't eastern hour. You get here and microphone that's just me you know. And he'll talk all kinds smack but then when I mean. That's not why do they just I just say don't heed his dad. I like to unleash. But I do McChrystal. The same valid. I'm not convinced it's like close your laptops right now I don't know what you can simulate and texas' tight closure laptop took away your own. And I put up images of Chris cats still wit Larry more. I don't think you I'm not positive you would know the difference I'd mom. And stuff. I'm positive all known Larry mourners. And even on into attack so I don't know who'll fill witches. Yes I do you know wouldn't risk exists so you don't put the picture and I'll tell you yes or no offense Christians. I love that. You don't worry. Don't look at the names like shooting. Does not Chris jets know that's Larrimore don't know I'm easy to look like a senator. Out of gas it was a senator you recognize it looks like somebody who's running for senate. The man survived something I don't remember at one why do you should just why am I just don't know alum. I'd like to me and we were all worried. Not saying anything bad about I'm sure is it was a great or is crazy stuff and he's mr. Kansas City that's knee. I'm sorry. I'm sorry check Wikipedia he says he's mr. cantor already know what to Prius is on mister Henson says he's mister no just resign him for over three decades. Sorry. You need to know who yes exactly how do you how can he be mr. Kansas City and I don't know Maria's. I guarantee you he knows who I am says Larrimore. As being called mr. Kansas City to his local prominence to them. This is not just every good participate and fund raiser in many charitable event to advance Josie you doing real curious. To know why. You need to let them high prisoners' commissary I. Give quietly. That's what Jesus said to do. I need to boast about it. Check my tax returns I'd have plenty of money to charity. It's not about giving money it's about hosting the events and raising money. Anyway everybody does their own land. But it cured mr. Kansas maybe you can exactly well maybe you can't throw money at problems but I'll try. That's what I did. You may know and I'll say this Chris cancers. Don't look I'm not a good. The son Chris cancer. As a national yeah. I hate that I know he's fighting words. I'm so that a million times people didn't say no I'm talking about probably. Don't say you know once. Once in my city zoning. People love life and made no bones about it. A. That that's just just. Larry Moore it's Christian that's right and courses are children. T. And you really don't recognize this guy's. Really and I do not religion are you serious. I don't know who that is shined yeah who has no that's still win I don't know him. The son used to. Hang out there can amount to refuse an intern are. I've signed his name I don't know I hate the way the I don't know I know you listen to the picture of course. We knew she. Stuart's for a I hate George run alone and I don't love them. I'll come on look. I love them for what the as a baseball players and universities kind of standoffish and your interview with them. Why did your good interviewed many was very nice guys and use phony and a sometimes I have seen and how it's and you know. It's ace is much mention. Pound. Jim announced. Sometimes on and so George Brett you know Ron saying he settled down ten. There. My dad. You know rounds things. Lewis introducing me. You need to get what you need to get to solidify his status here bridges and a. Yeah get to George Brett. I'm Wayne bridge whatever I've never been on members to formalize whereas. In the kitchen stadium never an. And is at the George Brett bridges and George Brett superhighway. But they both sound. Well let's find time liberation wants to put a British online though muzzle bridge should be Smart kids lit up. There's got to be a bridge. Yeah I was demolish they're gonna rebuild. Orchard and allows memorial Britain should be of them reconfigured. Just gonna apply physicist George Brett superhighway. So he's got a bridge in part of the highway M. Dana. Many who's gonna mission beach and that whole section of independence. He was sort of baseball I get a. And that Denny's basically news. Oh yeah you need. I don't know what. You should really get this outer road. This is even a real. It's like an access road. Just a stick to sign up and says Laszlo super router rouge Remington. As those sheets router road. I was calling outer room. This technically is now. And replied I don't. China did she know that affront to true road now. Is called an outer road in misery nothing that we union. I was checking out what Tom service drives run Tuesday outer road and which pieces on the front to intrude but in Missouri it's called an hour road. Agency. Had no idea. I've heard both. Did no one was. So yeah. I'm just say George Brett has been standoffish before to me that's sick. Yes personally he's been standoffish to me. And that's fine he doesn't owe me anything and I'm just saying you know Wade Boggs settle down. Terrifying third baseman. Chipper Jones or not. You know it's not a great way to win people over in cities are talking about all. Players in history there and enjoy ground. Including Chipper Jones. Greg nettles Greg nettles Wade Boggs and. Much match Dave Winfield. Terry Pendleton. Right gentlemen and conservation and management. Was Pete Rose. Prefers fish and I'll soon. Well that's it Monsanto Buddy Bell. It's going out. There is better than money go find. But those good thanks Oslo. It's generous of you. President. Trump most of president for a president trump. Went to Miami today. Hillard talked about Cuba. He says. This is Obama that Obama guy's crazy for opening up Cuba. Build a bridge they make bad news station takes. You. Like it that's what I'm into. I'm building regiment rocket pay for. And in the building bridges via sign and make him pay for us to assign any. Thanks to sign writer says I guess frontrunners Kansas. Last those funds from Israel farm fabulous from the drone buzz those fabulous furniture and love wins. I mean this tank thing I said trump says Cuba this thing is done. Obama's vast hole and keep Cuba's got to go. My recent trip overseas I said the United States is adopting a principled realism. Rooted in our values shared interest and common sense. I also said countries should take greater responsibility. For creating stability. In their own region's. It's hard to think of a policy. That makes less sense. Then he prior administration's. Terrible and misguided deal. With the Castro regime. Timid now we can go to Cuba now. So I don't know they're restricting it in the business stuff is gonna be restricted other fake media. So I guess all the recent Fox News has been clean out since last night it's. By shutting down business is ability to operate in Cuba. The first businesses were really setting up shop American businesses were hotel industry. Shared and to be. Exact chair in the zone I don't know some mega hotel group trump doesn't have any real estate down there yet doesn't have any hotels on their. Tom others say hey by shooting this down you do realize. He's crushing the competition. It hotel competitions. In Cuba. So you know. Not saying that's why did it this sane it is most likely going to hurt his competition. And I was he's got his competition is he has nothing to do those companies anymore. Donnie Trojan virus control that. Arch Linux on each. I see no I don't know foul play here and. Amazon or a legal purchase. Freaked a lot of people out there just people are. Earlier this week Hawley said they're gonna spend billions of dollars and build I don't know 32500. More stores or something in those stores are worried. Become this battle between Wal-Mart as the low price Croshere and in all the and now this Adele or whatever which also Germany should open up stores here. Wal-Mart China makes her own fruit in. The freak out. They're the candidate. You know. Even though price pressure sure they ask for is everywhere and I had no idea you'd get sold food and it was early in the grocery and judging by how many people lose their jobs in the country coming from mr. closing down. Our all these you know that are hallmarks. It's crazy it's just they're all. Jim squeezed out and now Amazon today really freaked everybody out I guess a lot of growth Stewart's stocks tanked. Amazon's radio is even talk about going to get the grocery business on time and museums on freshen on up they said screw it presented by whole foods. All of them. Am. I gonna shut down the stores turn to keep the same dude in charge. And where's their own hole food area. Hall again they didn't find that Amazon is very scary about pres right. Very serious about food and. In groceries and serious about brick and mortar also because they're not going to be closing down all these whole foods stores the company said that whole foods will continue to operate as a separate subsidiary under ams on John MacKey is staying on whole foods to leave the company. And this is really just stunning clearly we know. That Wal-Mart is trying to step up its game against Amazon and Wal-Mart has a big grocery business too so this shows that. Amazon realized that there are a lot of things Wal-Mart does that it wants to do as well. So now you can ever order nor should show. I do all the time you have ordered like you know snacks and gummy bears shirt put him or anything imminent comes from Wal-Mart. I've ordered stuff from Amazon comes Wal-Mart march. Desolate diseases as a third party purchaser in the may send it right I didn't know this just makes sense when you know and Amazon sold earning a Wal-Mart sold on him. I don't think they tell you manage to citizen does item is available through a third party in the end but there comes at a Wal-Mart RS I'm saying I'm surprised I don't mind it no more so this doesn't really surprise you that much and I think will not just coming into the box moment down. Right there also Amazon's going to on the grocery store does nonsense they don't have to go to Wal-Mart does flow on Mars and Saturn is I'm guessing I'm not the only one who's ever bought a grocery. Listings from Amazon who's done some of the stuff from Wal-Mart oh decision saying cancer so now all this coming Amazon Barcelona at all. London. Who delivered. Porsche has struck off. Well yeah. I hope she wants sticks around. The celebrity got an account so within that three years. See this woman who says she was kicked. And that head. Oh she was sleeping at the airport. By united employees. So in Houston Lindsay or Bonnie an airline passengers say she was assaulted. And I. Com. She was flying from San Francisco to Belize for a ten day trip with a layover in Houston on Saturday night. Through Sunday morning. She decided to take a nap in the nondenominational. Chapel. United Airlines terminals in chapel. No. Which he says happened next though she couldn't believe I was woken up by someone kicking me in the head I immediately got up and ask the person why you do. It's. Yeah. I didn't immediately got a nice little person. My hands and Latin builders are yeah let's. Yeah. You're playing. If they don't know if he didn't do in fact I'll probably drop is our and is radios and in kindergarten. Not a game went how they. Later they do not blame game. I don't completely Miley didn't. They are my true it's always been doing all the I don't want to go out. Sounds like someone's giving us food and. I mean. I do this afternoon. I did it's yeah. The good match. I'll Amanda makes fun American so I have no idea that maybe kicked Germany this guy's service and sentenced to say just like having none of them are doing it to the people. It has it has only key Internet and extrapolate a ditch. You're about to miss your flight in which case soon. I mean I don't understand. Wideout be happy or why he thinks he can get away with that analogy you should be sued us I'm not sure. You know everybody is different man I don't know that it would keep me from sleeping learn and it's not power and make me a powerful that. Blood while he said he must miss your flight. How are you know what places on. My isn't Paris. It's like to kick. It's huge you know late at night accompanied chapel non denominations on people who ticking now and could. A tone that's really the snowflake is an identity in the for earlier this. If he kept or managed to be some sort of yes she penalty I don't know about the company needs to lose millions of dollars in a lawsuit to see should be. Arrested for assault right. An affiliate of I came across a table and punch in the nose I don't know why you would be able to suit the company really works for. It would just be assault it's weird but they do that I know all the time and it doesn't make a lot of sense and then I feel like maybe they'll have a slight overreaction on our purpose in mind. Luckily judge. My real world and on an overreaction. Too rapidly. You'll. Spent time with. Excited. I was ready okay. There's no inch on us Democrats wait for like it is signal okay. He's like Jake to have its. But that doesn't tax Levy is like jtapi. Happened because oh yeah I take snaps. Does yeah. I take captain. It's like poems at the private industries into the service my round sort of and it's taking positives from an. Well like you and I miss your plane ditching a pig that's actually kind of the pain nameplate. I'm saying Obama was raised it got a ton of those treatments because they'd say six. Welcome hotel got just a guest Felicia I'm serious and so they won't be your friends. It was some people voted than oh driving trucks they have thanks mosques homes. He wants Amitabh Bernie groceries and that Amazon politics is now that it does this. If there ever was around the better than me I'm blew into its new DOT excited TV headline and first teach appreciate those happen now you might. All. Screwed up this up the first high doesn't go very good it was exciting he's headlining his first beat all gone and these are half the number I thought you know I'm very early on I notice to get so close to being right and at the end to say. First speech though you know. You know you might have thought I actually wrote down her first beach ball like I forgot. About the thirteen no one's you know distillery corridors in the studio before and you know feel that it takes a some of the magic okay.