The Church of Lazlo - 04.20.17 - Lemon Party

Thursday, April 20th

00:16:10

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The dead so it doesn't matter but the. You give us an idea we were just saying I know she shouldn't do. Hey you're from Michigan. I'd say how do you know what about manhunt because an annualized on a kind of mentioned it before did you know that Michigan. Is beef last state. To do something. The last state that allows police to do something. Do you know what that is now. This headline I saw a headline and I didn't even know that this was a thing I guess from may be I mean I remember seeing the undercover videos. But there when honoring his articles that Michigan would be the final state to do this but. Police could lose last chance to legally have sex with prostitutes. So if the police are doing is staying. I guess there are allowed to legally have sex with them as part of Stan did you know that the odds are part. I just assumed that it was like once the deal was made and then you Anderson money here's something. You say OK the staying is complete. Or maybe maybe they're talking about like dumb and I have no idea about maritime elegant are you infiltrate. Yeah I think it's a big error. Now sex trade thing. So you gotta do it at least a couple of times league and I got a snorkel a couple of times you're trying to bust go below right I'll like yes it was a part of a big crossover like it should embrace like we're gonna testify I don't NN is such strain. He can't. Not have sexual numb. Or they might know something's up. So Michigan is moving to become the final say in the country to stop allowing police officers to legally have sex with prostitutes and their investigate. Quote we have the dubious distinction of being in the last state in the nation to have this lawn our books that's Republican state senator Judy amends. Who sponsored built it into the exemption. Most other states only require confirmation I don't know potential roster. Former actually now you know what no she's not and she was. Most other states only require companies that intensity and their commitment I know she's good late. A Europa that she seems I mean from what I know vs seems like a good lady and I don't know. I've heard nothing of allegations. Which you claim. Most of the State's only require confirmation intent to commit the crime without the cops doing the deed themselves. She introduced a bill on March in the state Senate Judiciary Committee unanimously passed it this week sending it to the full senate for consideration. I know modern day police department would ever allow what this loss still sadness. That's according to another Republican senator Rick Jones. As of now Michigan is the only city gives immunity to police officers should get true deep. Undercover with prostitutes their probing. Them otherwise some prostitution related crimes in Michigan's penal code are punishable up to twenty years in prison. Just imagine if that's your word. That's that's your job. That's what you get called up to do I don't wanna be a cup. They say. Yet we need you to go invest you know these. I don't do a gun costs in Detroit picking up orders. What happens when you get caught and how did they catch Shia like when like so you go to look a certain area you try to pay double hooker we're talking like on the street now I am. Milo menaces and ask him for friend this is true that never happened to me. But I know people on May you know you pick him up and then when you pick a mile listen AMOCO. And then they arrest you and impound your car. And then you have to bond out and you have to go to your car. So I wonder how works on the Internet and back pages down now but for a loss I had somebody called me and say hey man. You know I got caught with some weed in my car. And they impounded my car and after he'd get it out in Kenya are turning help me silent defense attorney that I. Have on the island had a constant retainer. And even to this day just in case. And I assume and I can call Greg Barton. 11 and AM passenger car. I wanted to do that I quite you know. Relied on the highway whistle incident highlights and by the way just like an M the only issue we have feel like you just feel to go get that yet. He should have to go to court to go get a that's not part of the deal. And I think that's a go to court first to get my karma. Two man that does not Pamela I'm pause I don't. You know call Booker right. And that was a silent some line. Many magic got caught with a hooker like I would I'm like I'm right you can't call you can Ashley Nicole my attorney. And tell me got caught with a joint. And how many calls down an Alley and all enjoy your column order like it got. You know got to tell the truth to anybody except for the middleman in the attorney everybody else you can do I do but you gotta tell me right. I find that you know it's such an embarrassing thing you know for guys they just don't wanna tell anybody but I understand. Women suffer at all things battle it out to figure out a way to legalize that and make it. So there's not so much shame and guilt and oppression then all of these things involved I'm not exactly sure how to do that by. Yeah god damn manages a terrible situation. I've heard both arguments. The people saying it's never a job because that'd do women who end up the sex workers are you know too often. Being forced into it or whatever and then there's a lot of sex workers out there's saying no. Is my choice I would do its job I should be allowed to do it. But when they do it. You don't want once a move to the Internet and you had all those ads and it says in caller alcohol right. I just assumed any time I said I'm it'd you know a skill location near the plaza only OK that of skill near that location near the plaza is. Makeshift police headquarters right Hyatt or whatever right. And if I walked in there I'm gonna get arrested I just assume any time they say come come meet me on the plaza at this thing like too many of the wild. This place now if they come to your house. Could they say in someone and and the sure the sex workers actually police officer or she's being followed by a police officer at all or so they just knock on the door and they come in and command union discussed when you discuss money at things and none laying down in the compliment. So how do you know. You don't there's is no way. That's I president he'll say oh you gotta read the reviews make sure that the world views and not please and I felt relatively soldiers are just try to do right there's no right to really enjoy Google image search rescuers were born that they're not using images of someone else. I he I don't know I don't know if you legacy is a little massage parlor. Even then what happened while LA anyway ups you have driver left Austin and that was an Austin. Pretty sure it was awesome of the super quick but right after we left. Austin massage. Parlor. Apparently there was yet this is it it was right after we left for south by. There's a massage parlor in Austin. And police said they uncovered a prostitution ring at this Austin massage parlor after a waste pipe at the business became clogged and destroyed by hundreds of condoms home. Noon dead giveaway if they're using condoms that's fall that's offensive. That's a son serves its full service. The affidavit said police were tipped off about possible prostitution. And February by companies to recently taken over the property one of the tenants. Was listed there is Jed massage therapy and there's the other conundrum for someone looking. For a sex worker you say. A lot meal as an hour drive into us and we sealed Jed massage there which it will shall we go and but then knowing our luck we go and with parent of the box we get some sweet justice massage my neck hurts. In relief. And I sit well I still don't know what happened only try to in New York City you know bowl elevenths but I doesn't wasn't. I'm guessing that an end and not go as planned and I I sure is not as planned is one thing but. I'm positive it ended weird. Man you put plastic pants on and got no hot tub full women's him and they brought me dream team in all the stuff in and they say get on the cell. It just kept screaming that they get back here kid in this thing and I was like. It is like I already say very soon and I'm like man I'm not getting in there. The most bizarre thing I've ever seen in my life come out. But what I don't laugh parts that story that you don't tell often is that there was one other couple on their door looked comfortable and good looking and this guy comes over needs to conceal and everybody's saying and this is I've been brought fans back down is like and I how many does stay it's awesome he's gonna towel wrapped his bases built these naked men. Yeah relax really enjoy it and others know popular right now and I don't know that girls as a girlfriend are you resign as soon results on a prostitute I don't know she'd. But here's like man it's great just put the towel on relax a moratorium on here is some big ball lemons emerged it was happening. They've made from plastic pants I don't know I got ago. You know so I laughed and I agencies sometimes like twelve hours a night whenever you're thrown out technical. I didn't leave right after no but I did we leave Apple Store and I am. I sat in that tub alone which was weird with no other couple of Yemen and finally she said and are you ready for massage and I walk over this elevator go up into this dark hallway and I think. Jackpot right now I overpaid is that pay for Laszlo but at least I'm here and has but he. Who was a matter all it does take dead. Cab down as I've never Ivan a New York a lot man I've never seen where we were. There was. The driver to nowhere was at his academy is like zero to 30 it was an hour and a dump any kept coming back and for the violated. I act that is left the door behind the dumpster and I'm like you've got to be kidding me from the very goal this rule. Elevator should put some plastic pants and shower shoes. We had lockers. And then she says going man get in the pool. I've got a plastic pants are a and classic what he's got plaza fans on this bitter row with. And men and he and I look companies is he's already in the pool lemons just splash around like little baby duck wait until about her. You know I don't let Obey the Dodgers blue route is good because it NN already paid for you and I'm like I gotta get out menaces. This is too weird man and you know a lot. It's already weird enough for me much I like weird but it's already weird enough I don't even know where the rest of the story goes. It goes upstairs into a dark hallway don't need to know. And we'll never by the way that was after he would want to have sex with the a peep show there was a big show long putts that looked like she had been. Susan please set and then got hit by truck Mae and she was fifty had been a nice body none of them and an room. None and she was a Arafat and there was something wrong with her. And not lament. Look at me I'm I'm told that's a million times I'm an unattractive man so that anyone would. Bestowed a gift. Of sacks to me I'm very grateful. Very grateful and I would never look at another person and think. You know. I couldn't sleep review because I know who I am wrong except for that person I've finally found one in New York City. Matt Shipp added election might have been a leper or something like things were falling all over the Coca. Her hair was side whereas and thinning a legend like really sharing the earth earth regular things falling off my face and she was wearing like I don't know like these Jean pants and only game. Pastor knees and like these kinda high heel things from. 1984. The plastic campaign and now they learn they were really weird and she looks she lived she was limping. Like she had been hurt. I know wounded. Animal of some sort that was on its last legs about. And I felt bad for her and then he's like tomatoes shared their battlestar dude has some luck or bad I gotta get out here so I leave that place. And he comes out of just a fun on the boys and as a ruins eleven haven't but if I called me twice the price went just to clarify. I said now this place is got to be getting old Serb messages and yes sir it is. And so here's the thing about celestial fashion any. Kansas City proper in the Kansas City metropolitan area. Most reserved. Calm guy ever. Well the other night the guy leaves early it is like oh. It's going to be cold by the Tom I'm riding my motorcycle mama don't wanna be called. That's the way he acts give him de LA. New York. Either one of those 2 places 4 o'clock in the morning dig out of assurance. And current. World. Boy is and I'm like who is is Karen I'm an investigator and throws his man and no let up list of things on his phone I'd love all these things. Which one do you wanna go to. I'm I wanted to sudden eat first fine there's a Euro place there let's dig heroes and there's. A woman with things falling off my body up there I said don't talk to. Like. No but why it can be happy medium my lap I love to see you having bond. I'm slow I'm happy that you're having fun. While many don't have to go pull. You have to go full lemon water with the the. We're only there a couple days. I thought I. Ads are relaxed I was top I someone else. Who's been in the business longer than me am I gonna say any names but I went to one of those things years ago. And this person who I respected who's very talented radio person. I happen to be it is saying any came in and said what are we doing and I said well you know we're gonna. Go to this'll barn and they've got some putt putt golf music are you out of your mind that's what you're doing these things he said where's your iPad and he pulls up my iPad. And then Easter is going to my backpack and point out pill bottles and say can I short this guy's or this is that I wouldn't open but he does. This is here's what you do when he went online and he showed me what to do he said this is we should be doing every time her out of town this is what you do. Guy he's if you look like such a green card here. But all these people were all have a good time unless they had no room he'd rented a Dodge Durango and we were men about town and a and I try to carry on the tradition. My favorite story is having him pills. Army and and giving them to one guy. And then had like five other guys sent him a kind K okay can I get a couple Lowe's target a couple of those kind of double those I'm sure the guys don't have a problem. I'm watching a band. And marching. As it was something of a tournament. Must store aisles around the stage watching it. And and then they alternatively they all hate I. It we're going to be okay because we took those are playing nice and you're refine. The worry about it. I mean unless you took note unless any of your own cocaine too because I mean a magic killer and it. Thought of the five people keep watching the stage and wondered turns it goes what did you send a puppet. So walk. And lesser know what I'm like OK and Armenian nationalist mixed with cocaine and goes. Oh why didn't I might Palestinian man is like calm like.
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