"How TO NOT sleep with a guy pretending to be a tour manager". Very important PSA on the way.
From: PJ ******** [******@hotmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 7:46 PM
Subject: Manchester Orchestra
this might seem out of left field but i assure you the motive is priceless. My name is PJ ********* and i am the tour manager for Manchester Orchestra. Being a KC native myself i found the following very disturbing. One of my friends called me this afternoon informing me about your "war of the roses" interview today. The guys and i got online to check it out and absolutely loved it. Basically i am getting in contact with you because after hearing it and loudly laughing for about 15 minutes the band and i have chosen to make a comment(see image attached) For kate, for Mark, all douche bag fake TM's out there and most importantly to any innocent women this fag bag meets. Just seems like it could be a good time. We are in Pittsburgh tomorrow but i am available for talking if you want to further humiliate... (DO IIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT). I know this could seem sketchy (maybe i am one of marks devious minions) so below i will include my management contact info and my radio rep from sony is going to be trying to get in touch with someone about this too. If it checks out feel free to call or write and lets make it all happen. Hope to Talk soon.
PS- the idea of a TM being from Kansas City isn't really as crazy as you make it seem. i promise!
Manchester Orchestra TM/FOH