The Church of Lazlo
Posts from October 2012
Wednesday October 31, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 31 2012 7:05PM
In headlines today the guys discussed many things with Asian accents.
A lesson in parenting brought to you by Kelsey Grammar.
Guess who is smoking again.
This year students are practicing their tornado, fire and ZOMBIE drills.
Lazlo just said EMAW, bitches.
Our hot friend, Soren Bowie.
Sports with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Tuesday October 30, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 30 2012 7:10PM
In headlines today the guys discussed quitting smoking, selling things on Craig's List and other hot topics.
Chris Christie is doing it right.
Slimfast brings up a very, very good point.
Joe Simpson may be gay...?
Well, what did you expect after that conversation?
Sports with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya sooooo much,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Monday October 29, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 29 2012 7:10PM
In headlines today the guys discussed clipper ships, Portuguese accents and other pressing issues.
Sports talk with the guys and Danny Parkins.
So, I went over to Slimfast's house this weekend.
Slimfast's Survey!
Spike is giving away $10 million if you find Big Foot.
Addictive behaviors.
Sports with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Friday October 26, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 26 2012 7:20PM
In headlines today Slimfast almost gave Lazlo a heart....well, you know one of those things we shall not mention.
Actually, pimpin' is dead...in KC.
Good news everybody!
Matt from Rotten Tomatoes dot com!
Dr. Lazlo is in the house!
Sports with the guys because MY favorite sports guy, Danny is out today!
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya Dearly,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Thursday October 25, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 25 2012 7:24PM
In headlines today the guys discussed the importance of good parenting and other pressing issues.
Stephen Colbert is awesome.
This is one of those potpourri conversations, but focuses mainly on Twitter.
Want to know how Lazlo feels about The Pitch?
One perk of being on the radio is there are a lot of offers for sex.
Slimfast's list of songs that are better than sex.
Sports with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Wednesday October 24, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 24 2012 7:35PM
In headlines today the guys discussed the Donald's obvious statement, the tradition of a fantasy slut league and other hot topics.
Want to listen to two white men discuss abortion?
Noticed the gas prices lately?
Slimfast's Survey! Cuddle Study!
Lazlo's bestie, Soren Bowie!
For the record, there is no such thing as an ugly Asian baby.
Have you ever made a homemade porno?
Sports...kind of with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Tuesday October 23, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 23 2012 7:30PM
In headlines today the guys discussed horrible people in the world and other pressing issues.
Have you heard about these Moms For Marijuana?
I may need a makeover....??
This is what 20 years in Paradise City looks like.
It's Jackson or Johnson County!
Sports with Danny Parkins! I seriously just tried to type Nick Wri...delete. Delete. Delete.
Thanks for listening today!
Love ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
MOnday October 22, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 22 2012 7:24PM
In headlines today the guys discussed idiots with guns and lottery winners.
Slimfast's easy steps to a likeable you.
Slimfast had a panic attack at a wedding.
It's
No Problem on Abercrombie Air.
Slimfast wants to discuss gay for pay.
If doctors cured every disease, what would you do?
The guys are breaking down.
Sports with the guys because no one knows where the hell Danny Parkins has been.
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Friday October 19, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 19 2012 7:28PM
In headlines today the guys discussed pervert watch 2012!
The guys played a lot of vintage music to kick off the Vintage Buzz Weekend, and then we carried on with the show!
Mail Time!
Matt from Rotten Tomatoes dot com!
Then we played more vintage music like A Flock of Seagulls, Love and Rockets and much more!
Thanks for listening this week!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Thursday October 17, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 18 2012 6:59PM
In headlines today the guys discussed Billy Graham joining the flip-floppers club and other hot topics.
Hot men and other things.
Lazlo judges a man by his jeans.
Slimfast wants to discuss Lance Armstrong!
The guys found out Danny Parkins has a hot mom...and sister...and little sister.
Bill Murray is the best.
A 22-year-old won the Mega Millions.
Sports with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Wednesday October 17, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 17 2012 4:49PM
In headlines today the guys discussed the debates.
To go or not to go. That is the question.
Well, they went.
Ok, they made it back and are looking like Mr. Happy.
Screw sports. Lazlo smells of woman and needs some axe or something.
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Tuesday October 16, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 16 2012 7:14PM
In headlines today the guys discussed our morning habits, evil drunk people in Vegas and other hot topics.
Slimfast's Survey!!
Dating younger...way younger. Would you?
I guess the point of this segment is that Slimfast successfully masturbated last night.
I guess I forgot to tell the guys this story.
So, this guy accidentally messages everyone in his inbox.
It's Jackson or Johnson County!
Sports with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Monday October 15, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 15 2012 7:10PM
In headlines today the guys discussed that guy breaking the sound barrier, the unfortunate story of a Canadian teen and other pressing issues.
Pocket like it's hot.
I had a freak out this weekend....and texted Lazlo...at midnight.
Lazlo tells us why men and women can't be friends.
It's sad...Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman are splitting up.
Slimfast may have forgotten to take his Cymbalta today.
Slimfast's missed connection.
Sports with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Friday October 12, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 12 2012 7:12PM
Damien Echols joined us for headlines today!
He will now be known as Pee Pants.
Mail Time!
So, the VP debates were last night.
We're going to need three applications to Abercrombie, please?
Sports with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Thursday October 11, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 11 2012 7:18PM
In headlines today the guys discuss the missing girl, Paul Ryan and other hot topics.
Poor Amanda Bynes + an awesome drunk Lazlo story.
Pee Gate. Day three.
Masturbation update!
This story infuriates me!
Guess what drug Nelly and his friends like?
Sports with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Wednesday October 10, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 10 2012 7:15PM
In headlines today the guys discussed many important topics like Zumba strippers and meth use, but the audio is lost in space due to...the....uh.... program we use.
We got an angry email about us joking about drug use. The guys discussed it, but we'll never know what they said. I was heating up their lunches so I missed it too, but we can imagine.
Then we discussed how the Ewok didn't realize that I was actually upset about my birthday, and I asked how I should approach that "you have a problem" conversation with him. Ah....the beauty of listening in real time.
Finally, some freaking audio!!!
The guys discuss the Hulk Hogan sex scandal.
Is there really a market for phone sex anymore?
Hey, if you've had gastric bypass surgery, you can get a discount on buffets because this is Amurica!! .
Sports with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Tuesday October 09, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 9 2012 7:20PM
In headlines today the guys discussed dirty old Sandusky, death by cockroach and other pressing issues facing our nation.
Lazlo discusses Chiefs fans.
The year before I did absolutely nothing for my birthday and that was still better than this year.
Hot Teachers: A growing problem in America....kind of...
It's Jackson or Johnson County!
Anti-depressant updates from the guys.
Sports with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Friday October 05, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 5 2012 6:52PM
In headlines today the guys discussed a teacher sex scandal, troubled teens and other hot topics!
Hulk Hogan is a sex machine. A SEX MACHINE.
Mail Time!
Meet Scott Staap's guardian angel.
Matt from Rotten Tomatoes dot com!!
Ah.....medication.....
Sports with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening today!
Love you!!!
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Thursday October 04, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 4 2012 7:09PM
In headlines today the guys discussed the debates, bleach bombs and other hot topics.
The dentist is getting a lot cooler.
So what, I'm into monster porn.
Slimfast goes camping.
So, if you found porn on your preteen/teenager's computer, how do you handle it?
So the debates....
Christina Hendricks is a babe.
Lazlo needs a chiropractor.
Sports with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Wednesday October 03, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 3 2012 7:29PM
So Lazlo was in a meeting until pm, so Slimfast and I discussed a few things.
Slimfast wants to buy this liquor.
This lady just wants to read the news and not be bullied.
Lazlo could save the world with this conversation...and then we talked about butt-chugging.
Our friend, Soren Bowie's likeness has gone 'round the world.
Jackson or Johnson County!
Instead of sports let's talk presidents. Oh, and be sure to drink along if you can.
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Tuesday October 02, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 2 2012 6:58PM
In headlines today the guys discussed what the Ewok is like in the sack, a teacher beat up by his student and other hot topics!
Ladies and gentlemen, Damien Echols of the West Memphis Three.
Slimfast wants to talk Shakespeare.
"I went to a Chinese restaurant..."
Target has the best sexual harassment video.
Sports with Danny Parkins.
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com
Monday October 01, 2012
by Meredith
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posted Oct 1 2012 6:37PM
In headlines today the guys discussed important issues facing our nation while I picked up subs...as in sandwiches.
Lexipro update!
Did the Foo Fighters disband?
Lazlo is a bit of a hoarder.
This segment is about hypochondria.
No one in this room has aged gracefully.
Sports with Danny Parkins!
Thanks for listening today!
Love Ya,
Meredith
meredith@965thebuzz.com