Oooooh snap! Drunken debauchery x2 in 1 week? Awwwwww Yeah! Make sure you join us for both, May 17th for Portugal the Man, and May 20th for ATE! 21 or over only, no you can't beg, no your fake ID is a bad idea as you are not a 56 year old Asian male.
For the rest of you law abiding citizens, please do come and imbibe fermented grain and consume fried chicken embryos. It will be a good time for all you non vegans!