Pat is a devastatingly handsome 28 year old single father, with pythons that would make the rain forest jealous. He's looking for a 24-34 female, kids are totally fine, so don't worry about hiding them for this particular gentleman caller. If you're over 34, don't fret, he will never turn down a good cougar hunt (though, is it really hunting if the cougar willingly walks in front of your rifle?). He wants a woman with a sense of humor, but not a "space cadet" that laughs at everything (poor choice Pat....let them feed your ego). He takes care of himself, so before he can take care of you, you had better make sure there is a little effort to keep up appearances. He likes beer and meat, so Celiac vegetarians need not apply.
Ladies this is the man of your dreams. If you'd like a shot at Dating Pat, email or message Mark [twitter @MarkOfTheBuzz or firstname.lastname@example.org], and be ready for the ABFMB dating game. MUST BE AVAILABLE TOMORROW (FRIDAY) MORNING. This will all go down in studio around 8:30-ish.