How bad was that B.E.P performance last night at the "Big Game" (yes we have to call it that because lawyers are stupid. . . did I say stupid? I meant intelligent humans who are not troll warts on the genitals of mother earth)? It was so bad that you've come here to ABFMB's blog to cleanse your audio canals with some ear bleach.
So let's get it on.
VD Spin the bottle sabotage
So what is beauty anyway? Who are we to define who is hot and who is indeed not? Afentra seems to have a reasonable grip on reality, where as DB should be considered the tittay dictator of women. Give it a listen as they argue over who belongs in the finalist circle! Shallow
Superbowl parties, not just for recluses anymore
Afentra does not engage in socialization with anyone, she prefers to stay at home sucking dorito cheese of her son Gyro's fingers. When she must go out she really doesn't want it to be at a "Big Game" party; fortunately for everyone involved, Danny's right hand man Jess Alyssa calls in to make everyone feel better about life and Lifetime movies for (wo)men. jess to the rescue
OH GOD NOT ANOTHER PRODUCER
Yes sadly the time has come for us to find the next ultimate failure, the good news is it could be YOU. Well probably not unless you have fake cans. . . bottom line: listen to this and if you think you've got what it takes send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org . (Please note this is not an offer for employment in any way shape or form <-----written by troll warts). BIG TITS