LAST CALL:
ABFMB wants you to co-host the VD Show!
Afentra and Danny are lamers who've eaten too many Cheesy Potatoes and wont kiss strangers due to the potato taste in their mouths, Since they aren't going to have any fun, we think you should! Here is the deal, we are looking for two (a man and a woman) persons to host our spin the bottle table. Not only do you get a "I'm not afraid of the herp" girl scout badge, you also get tickets to a Buzz Under the Stars AND a pair of tickets to Buzz Beach Ball.
How do I enter?
Send an email to vd@965thebuzz.com with a photo, a phone number, and some phun text as to why we should pick you (what? I needed the alliteration....just be thankful I didn't drop a parenthetical name bomb on your ass) . Your photo will be voted on by your peers, but Afentra retains Stalinesque powers and holds the final vote (in case some of you play less than fair, which happens just about 100% of the time).
Cheesy Potato eaters need not apply. Listen to what we are looking for in a candidate... YOU WILL MAKE OUT WITH STRANGERS!
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I realize that you guys didn't talk about this today, but you have over the last couple of weeks and what's it going to hurt to ask? I haven't been laid in almost 2 years-yes I'm male. We are getting divorced, it just can't happen fast enough for me at this point.
I've been out of the game for a long time. I've never been to the VD party but it sounds like it could be a coming out party of sorts for me. I don't have a clue what women are after these days. If you have any suggestions or ideas about this topic it would be appreciated. (I know your'e married but you get out a lot more than me with all the concerts and spots etc.)
I'm sorry to bug you about this stuff, but it never hurts to ask-so I'm asking. Do you think a guy can get lucky at this party? Dave
02/07/2012 10:48PM
Help for Dave
Oh Dave! Here's the thing, you can't expect to go to a place and find a chick to get lucky with. That's a sure fire way to set yourself up for failure. As for what women want, we are all vastly different and you can't worry about what we/women want. It's all inside you as to what attracts women to men. Women always like a confident man. Be happy with yourself first and it shows. Be yourself, not a representative.
And even if you are just in it to get laid, don't make it obvious by saying lame pickup lines and NEVER anything perverted. At least pretend to care.
There you have it. Hope that helps somewhat.
Sincerely,
Sarah
02/08/2012 7:20AM
Might as well
You might as well come and have a good time. Here's my theory: If you sit at home, there is a 0% chance you get laid (5 on 1 at home does not count). If you come to the VD Show/Party, you have at least a 1% chance of getting laid. In my humble opinion, 1% is better than none %. And even if you're not getting laid, you can at least play spin the bottle and get your kiss on.
02/08/2012 3:33PM
I think I made a mistake....
I should have used my middle name or at the very least an alias! I also think I should have worded my question a little differently as well. As I remember from days gone by, the ladies that I got lucky with on the night I met them, were not necessarily the ones I'd introduce to Mom.... You get my drift here, I think I would rather make a connection and have some fun in the near future, but not jump the bones of the first willing lady. I'm very serious about that, the last thing I need or want right now is complications. But it would be very cool to develope a friendship that might have some benefits later on. Hell I've waited this long, what's a while longer?
Sarah if you show up I'd love to chat with you. Thank you for your advice-your right of course. Dave
