Afentra and Danny are lamers who've eaten too many Cheesy Potatoes and wont kiss strangers due to the potato taste in their mouths, Since they aren't going to have any fun, we think you should! Here is the deal, we are looking for two (a man and a woman) persons to host our spin the bottle table. Not only do you get a "I'm not afraid of the herp" girl scout badge, you also get tickets to a Buzz Under the Stars AND a pair of tickets to Buzz Beach Ball.
How do I enter?
Send an email to email@example.com with a photo, a phone number, and some phun text as to why we should pick you (what? I needed the alliteration....just be thankful I didn't drop a parenthetical name bomb on your ass) . Your photo will be voted on by your peers, but Afentra retains Stalinesque powers and holds the final vote (in case some of you play less than fair, which happens just about 100% of the time).
Cheesy Potato eaters need not apply.
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Super Bowl Bets
What type of bets did we place on the big game this weekend?