Afentra's Big Fat Morning Buzz
Posts from January 2012
January 31, 2012
Jack White is bringing us some solo music. Thank you, Jack.
Coffee Time on the Buzz
We've got a coffee problem and we want the world to know.
Dannyboi likes it, Afentra hates it. How do you feel about it?
Christina Aguilera had her period on stage at Etta James Funeral. Yuck!
January 30, 2012
ABFMB wants you to co-host the VD Show!
Afentra and Danny are lamers who've eaten too many Cheesy Potatoes and wont kiss strangers due to the potato taste in their mouths, Since they aren't going to have any fun, we think you should! Here is the deal, we are looking for two (a man and a woman) persons to host our spin the bottle table. Not only do you get a "I'm not afraid of the herp" girl scout badge, you also get tickets to a Buzz Under the Stars AND a pair of tickets to Buzz Beach Ball.
How do I enter?
Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with a photo, a phone number, and some phun text as to why we should pick you (what? I needed the alliteration....just be thankful I didn't drop a parenthetical name bomb on your ass) . Your photo will be voted on by your peers, but Afentra retains Stalinesque powers and holds the final vote (in case some of you play less than fair, which happens just about 100% of the time).
Cheesy Potato eaters need not apply.
A lady loves her cheesy potatoes. In fact, that's all she eats!
Area Code Wars (Special Edition)
We take Area Code Wars into uncharted territory... Rivalry Week.
January 26, 2012
R.I.P. Afentra's Ecko Headphones
Taking a Trip Down Memory Lane
We helped a high school girl out with a love problem. Then we started a hashtag game to find out what you and your high school love were into. #Mixtape
SHOW ME YOUR WEINER! Super Bowl bets are going down. Will 50 Cent show his dong to the world? Will Dannyboi have to show us his nuts?
January 25, 2012
War of the Roses
We found a listener today... And they got problems.
The most knowledgable sexual elderly woman in the world.
Danny boi's man crush.
January 24, 2012
Danny is going to take the Polar Plunge! To shave or not to shave?
The Oscars and hearing parents have sex... it all comes together.
January 23, 2012
John Cheese joins us to discuss the lifestyle of growing up a poor person. Check out his article & the interview below as well as calls from you guys and your experiences growing up: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-stupidest-habits-you-develop-growing-up-poor/
January 20, 2012
Paula Dean's Electro Diabetes Dubstep Remix (Did you eat your beaties?)
Marryoke? Karaoke throughout your wedding day.
Tattoos for 10 year olds and OJ is a Kardashian's daddy?
Seattle snow storm causes friction between a sledder and a news reporter. Plus, people are Utah aren't very smart.
January 19, 2012
The captain of the ship is going down after abandoning the crew and travelers. Also, everyone has HPV.
Will Dannyboi get his wish and get to take a carriage ride with George?
She is hot and she has a new movie coming out this weekend.
January 18, 2012
Several websites go dark to protest SOPA.
War of the Roses
We have an international couple... Canadians and Kansans hooking up, eh?
Afentra Del Rey
Afentra takes on Lana Del Rey's "Video Games". Who's live version is better?
ABC's Modern Family is creating a stir with a "cussing kid" episode.
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January 17, 2012
Lana Del Rey
Ms. Del Rey performed on SNL... interesting to say the least.
Paula Dean has Diabetes
We played a little hash tag game, thanks for playing along. #SongsForPaula
Vinny From Jersey Shore
Vinny calls in to discuss his anxiety disorder.
January 13, 2012
This woman has 2 vaginas. Unfortunately I couldn't find a picture of her double vag, so you'll just have to listen to the story and see what you think.
Masturbation at Work
Do you do it? Know someone who does it? Caught someone doing it?
Debi Mazar was being a little bitch on twitter. She had to fly in coach on American Airlines. How about we cry a little more. #FirstWorldProblems
Wes from MTV's Caged
Dannyboi's new man crush.
Kevin Hart is funny.
January 12, 2012
Angie Varona... real or fake? 14 or 18? Hacked or leaked? Help us decide!
A lady gets mad that her BBQ wasn't perfect & Boner's retaliates!
West Memphis 3
The youngest of the West Memphis 3, Jason Baldwin, joins the show to discuss being freed from jail after 18 years of being wronged.
One girl scout feels like it is her duty to discriminate against other scouts. What do you think?
Afentra and Dannyboi met with the consultant. They discuss both the good and bad. Now Afentra is ready to crown Dannyboi as Anus Face.
January 11, 2012
We talk Beyonce/JayZ baby concpiracy and Afentra is very sad that Hostess is filing for bankrupcy.
War of the Roses
We've got a lady who does a drive by in St. Louis to check on her husband. This won't end well.
Napoleon Dynamite starts a cartoon series on Fox this Sunday!
January 10, 2012
Our lovely ghost hunting friend called in this morning. New season starts tomorrow on the Sci-Fi channel. Tune in!
Our new friend, Josh "The Ronin", joins us to discuss his picture being used illegally in a Westboro Baptist video. I'm smelling a new segment. #TuesdaysWithTheRonin
DJ Pauly D
DJ Pauly D talks about following our producer on twitter and tanning. Radio gold.
January 9, 2012
We talk to the man from SNL and Portlandia.
Danny's got cat problems
What should Danny boi do with his cat?
Candles in the work place
Candles in the work place... Yes? No? Afentra doesn't like the idea.
January 6, 2012
Who gets an Enema? Everyone but Afentra appearantly.
Do you pay if your kid breaks something in your friend's house?
Rick Santorum says No Porn! How do you feel about this?
Comedian Tom Papa called in, check it out!
The "wandering eye fame horse" from Bravo checks in.
January 5, 2012
Danny Downer is back, a guy gets naked at the movies, and Casey Anthony has started a vlog. Welcome to 2012 everyone!
January 4th, 2012
War of the Roses
A girl is suspicious of her man... But IT'S A NEW YEAR!
Sad Stripper Songs
Hashtag game: #SadStripperSongs. What made the list?
Dude from Parks and Rec stops by to talk about chubby chasers and wrestling.
Here is a link to our 2012 Celebrity Death List!
January 3rd, 2012
Celebrity Death Pool
We all have our favorites... Who will be the first to bite the dust in 2012?
We will post the list with all of the names soon!