Find this baby

UPDATE WITH MORE INFORMATION FROM KCTV5

Amber alert update: baby has 2 bottom teeth, small bug bite under left ear, a beauty mark on right outer thigh, & has a cold with a cough.

Lisa was last seen wearing purple shorts and a purple shirt with white kittens on it. Please call 816-474-TIPS if you know her whereabouts.

Watch yer back Danny Boi

You waited for it, and here it is, the phone call that caused at least one lawyer in PA to be mildly inconvenienced for two minutes. The dramatic Fiancee phone call from yesterday's IWOPOTAOW (what you you haven't listened to that yet? Go back a day on the blog and catch up you lazy bastard).

psycho

What kid are you?

We all had a label growing up, "stinky kid", "perv kid", "cat pee kid", what was your label? And why would you wear a 3 wolf t-shirt?

yo

Let us do the news

6 news

7 news

8 news

Help Joplin MO! Text Red Cross to 90999 to donate $10. Give Blood! DO SOMETHING!

Listen below for the newscasts on Joplin MO

6 news

7 news

8 news

Apparently 96.5 the Buzz is extremely disrespectful towards Joplin

If you listened to the news you'd understand why DB is quite confused at this lady's rant.... No really, listen.

angry

So what did you do to keep yourself from being raptured?

The rapture didn't happen, I was just curious what you all did to keep your souls outta heaven.... quite twisted really.

rapture

Portugal the Man

Twas Kegs and Eggs today, it twas, and it twer, tweriffic. What? OK,  so maybe we all imbibed enough to kill a small Meridith today, the important thing is this... thank you very much to those of you who made it out, we had a blast. Don't forget we're doing it all again Friday with the Airborne Toxic Event! In  the meantime, take a listen to what you may have missed, Portugal played their brains out.

people say

got it all

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Tomorrow is the best day evar! KEGS N' EGGS RETURNS

This is important; tomorrow at the Firefly lounge in Westport, Afentra will buy the first 100 people through the door beer and breakfast! AND to top it off, Portugal the Man will be there to perform for you. To sum up, you + Afentra + beer + eggs + Portugal the Man= WIN!

Bonus points to those who can figure out what the hell their name means.

See you there

Everything that is wrong with the Apple store

I can't believe how the Apple store works, they have these shiny expensive things that want to be purchased,  they work you into this horny tech froth, and then c-tease you at the moment of what should be release saying, "Sorry you can't buy that." Listen as DB works himself into a different kind of froth, a rage froth about the Apple store and why they  just need to shut up and take my money.

shutup

The TSA wants to grab your junk....on a train

Our lovely newswoman Jaime McSundress comes in to deliver the news... Sadly it involves TSA expanding their reach so to speak. I give up

TSA

Hide your weed hide your pie, cause they stealin' everyone's drugs up in here

I have never been so dissapoint, and clearly this is actually my fault. I was foolish enough to believe that people such as my hero the Aceman, would have time for weed and pie, sadly things did not go as expected. I don't fault Mr. Carolla, I just felt the actions were a bit dickish and against alleged pot code. He is a busy man, who takes time to sign everything after the show, I wonder if his entourage signed my now missing pipe. I'll miss you Easton...

adam

Bin Laden is dead...I NEED A REAL REPORTER

Ej

jaime

jaime

CSI Miami: Osama Style

I love you guys, you indulge my inappropriate fantasies about real life. The best thing in life is CSI Miami parodies. I asked to hear your best Osama one liners, you clearly delivered.

carsuo

Hey he's dead what song should we sing?

No joke, the first song sung at the spontaneous gathering at the White House was Queen's "We are the Champions". Seemed like "Star Spangled Banner" would have been the natural choice, but what ever floats your (up)boat I suppose. What songs would you have sung?

Champions

And I leave you today with this

Hey there gangsta gangsta

getting sued

Adam Carolla

ace

What kind of car are you?

Ah my wife was mad at me for Holly Starr yesterday, so I tried to fix things by using a car analogy, you know, you are what you drive. Well let's just say I dug the hole deeper this AM. But you were right there to assist me in the digging and for that I am indebted to you forever. What kind of car is your spouse?

trouble

IWOPOTAOW

It's Wednesday so that means, you guessed it, IWOPOTAOW! We called a bit of an audible this week, originally esta chiquita wanted an apology from her friends for getting her fired, but halfway through she wanted to call her ex-boss instead. So Danny said:

shocking

Stupid kids, Chapstick is for eating

Confession time, I used to eat Chapstick for the MOTHA FUCKIN FLAVA! How about you, what did you do that was stupid when you were a kid?

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Holly Starr from 38 the spot

Holly Starr stopped by to co-host the show this AM, If I had known she was coming I would have showered...wait I did know she was coming

Listen as she relentlessly hits on Danny, and he does every thing he can to fight off her devilish advances...

Holly

Oooooh snap! Drunken debauchery x2 in 1 week? Awwwwww Yeah! Make sure you join us for both, May 17th for Portugal the Man, and May 20th for ATE! 21 or over only, no you can't beg, no your fake ID is a bad idea as you are not a 56 year old Asian male.

For the rest of you law abiding citizens, please do come and imbibe fermented grain and consume fried chicken embryos. It will be a good time for all you non vegans!

Well, lookie here, someone hates DB. Congrats sir, you are the first person ever to do so...wait what's that? Oh that's right, Danny's been hating himself since 1982. But fortunately this piece of vitriolic literature is exceptionally well written, he must take lessons from this guy:

Give it a listen here: troll

Well that's it for today folks shows over!

I know right, total bullshit! Sadly much like the Amazon EC2 cluster outage, our audio recorder went down right about the time where you could find out if that horny coed was going to get laid. Think of it this way, you are deprived of humor, and I am deprived of tape that could get me a job anywhere in Iowa! IOWA BITCHES!

I asked the engineers if they were working on restoring the audio and they said

IWOPOTAOW

Lotsa Hotsa

Lotsa Hotsa pt 2

Wat makes you cry?

Here are your movies

rudy

It's crap on Danny day, did u get the memo?

Oh what's that DB? You wanted to have a good day today? We'll let's have a special guest stop by the studio and take a crap on you...repeatedly.

Poop

Birth of a Meat Monster

Danny and Jeriney cut their teeth as supergroup "Deriney" and discuss the hottest thing to come out of Tokyo since uncooled fuel rods.

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Hashtag Game (MEATMONSTER ED.)

You guys are fucked up

poop

Make sure you listen between 07:00-07:20 & 08:20 every day for your chance to win BUTS tickets!

REMEMBER WHEN?

Earthquakes in Japan, corruption in Washington D.C. , Ke$ha...things are looking bleak. Let's go back to a time when things were good, a time when disparity between the working class and CEO's was reasonable, a time when news was the only "reality TV". New game time here on ABFMB, what makes you nostalgia and go, "DAAWWWWWWWWW"

daw

Your life in 6 words

Could you sum up your life in 6 words? What if we told you Buzz Under the Stars tickets were available? We asked, you delivered!(Warning some of these are incredibly sad)

asdgaykdulkdx

dough

Person in your neighborhood who brings beer.

Meet my man Tim (@drunk_money) Marks, this man knows beer, I mean look at him... I SAID LOOK AT HIM! He stopped by the studio to play my new favorite game, "Person in your neighborhood." Listen up as he gives advice on wheats, beers for women, and vegans (haha vegan beer...you guys are so faggy...What? I can't say "faggy" anymore? It's offensive? Really? That's so faggy). Oh and he got DB niiiiiiccccceee and lit on a Thursday morning.

Beer

Beer

Was drinking at 7 am the best idea? Meh, we think so. Visit him at Showmebeer.com

SlimFast is ANGRY AT Danny

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Hey Slimfast... I have a confession

Oh man what an amazing show I had today... I can't wait to share it with you here on the blog...what's that Engineering? I can't hear what you're saying...

Oh Jesus

We run this computer program that logs all our shows so that I can then post the goodness that is ABFMB for you to enjoy if you a) miss it or b) love it so much you want to share it with your friends (yeah right). Apparently it derped when it was supposed to herp and I HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT! Le sigh, now if you'll excuse me I have to go ragequit the internet and send a passive email.

Tomorrow on the show:

Person in your neigborhood, making beer edition

How beautiful are you? I've g0t a computer program that might hold the answer

Tix to BUTS night 1!

Person in your neighborhood

Meet Ella she cleans houses.... erotically. In our new segment, "Person in your Neighborhood", you get to ask all the questions.... patrick stewart

Lisa Lampinelli

lisalampinelli.mp3

Be who you are always, you know why?

hater

It's ok though guys, we all do believe in him. Hopefully they still have jobs when it's time for Afentra to return, that way DB can say:

Matthew McConaughey

War of the Roses (she wont STFU edition)

shut up donnie

Whew, really makes shaking a woman till she shuts up ok  doesnt it? What will he do?

shut the fuck up donnie

Corporal Punishment still in the US?

paddlin

Peter Peter Tampon Eater

(Hey want to see something NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR LIFE. I am fucking serious, there is no reason for you to click this link if you have family or friends or a job. You will profusely vomit. Please understand I just googled "Tampon Eater" and need someone to share the guilt of seeing this. THIS WILL GET YOU FIRED/MURDERED. AGAIN DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK

Actual Tampon Eating

Buzz Briefs

Why "Dancing with the Stars" is more important than Libya, the RIAA wants $75 trillion dollars, and why a teacher was fired for capitalism briefs

Burn and Rot in Hell

What happens when a teacher opens a site called burnandrotinhell.com ? People say

What happens when she works at a Catholic school?

What happens when students start posting comments about other students?

Sadly that's just what happened to a now unemployed teacher in Queens. Meet Elizabeth, and her media whoring cousin Chris. meh

Burnandrotinhell.com

#placentapod

Every Tuesday we steal from Jimmy Fallon and play the hashtag game, the idea being you are much funnier than we, and provide the best kind of content.... free. The # this week was "placentapod" a.k.a things to listen to while a doctor pulls on the umbilical cord of your newborn child. Here were some of our favorites

• Muse - Super Massive Black Hole (haha large vagina joke)


• SemiSonic - Closing Time ( These guys make the buzz playlist once every 3 years)


• Mumford and Son's - The Cave (more vagina giggles)


• The Ramones - I Wanna be Sedated (WINNER)


• Social Distortion - Mommy's Little Monster (not a good precedent)


• Say Anything - Alive with the Glory of Love (Songs about the Holocaust = love? )


• Bright Eyes - First Day of my Life (Way to make the pregnant chick cry)


• Coheed and Cambria -Welcome Home (Fuck yeah rock fist baby)


• Tool - Stinkfist (Stinky Vagina hilarity!)


• The Black Keys - Tighten up (VAGINA)


• The Roots - The Seed (SEMEN AND VAGINA = LOVE)

It's in the front yard

Jennifer Zuniga, mom of the year, walked her son to a fight, video taped it, then posted it to you tube. Parenting. . .  You're doing it wrong! Just remember it is ok to fight as long as you do it  in the front yard

Let's talk about it shall we?

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Karate, is it just for nerds? Yes

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Vinny from Jersey Shore

Give it a listen. . . this one might not be a douche-monger.

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You know what a fun topic is at 7am? Motha' fuckin' taxes!

Claire McRichbiatch (D-MO)  has a lot of money; she forgot to pay taxes, thus we mock her. tax man

Emily Browning. . . yeah you'd hit it

Wow, ok sorry about that! Did NOT see that photowall coming. . . sometimes I get Diarrhea of the brain. Oh adult ADD what can't you create? The point is this: We interviewed Emily Browning about her sexy new movie and talked about putting potatoes in her ass. . . wait what? emily browning

Dancing for Jesus

So how do you celebrate religion? This woman in Houston decided dancing on a pole was best. . . oh and more ass potatoes! strippin

Buzz Briefs converted to DHT

Wanna hear something funny? Listen as DB goes from confident to bitch in under 5 minutes. Apparently Propecia reduces your libido and shrinks your weiner. . . haha tiny weiner, tiny weiner, you have a tiny weiner (wait since I'm the one writing this, why don't I stop making fun of myself? siggggghhhhhh tiny weiner) tiny weiner

Hellllllooooooo Black Man!

Kids say the darndest things, like pointing out race in a crowded shopping center. Afentra tries to get to the bottom of it while Danny ponders the question, "Hey black people, we cool?" sigh

The Phelps are a comin to KRBZ

Megan Phelps is coming to co-host with Danny Boi after Afentra has this baby. . . maybe. There are some legalities to work out, first of which was the Phelps insistence of running an ad during the show. Don't believe me? Have a listen ghf

The actual ad by itself crazy

Why don't you have a seat over there

Chris Hansen sat down with us to have a conversation that didn't conclude with Afentra or Danny getting tackled by the Sheriff's office on the lawn; please have a listen . . . over there Have a seat

War of teh Roses (Perfect Strangers ed.)

Oh Melissa, will you ever learn? Our heroine is determined to find out why her man "Hot" Carl won't let her visit. Perhaps he has a cousin from Myops? [What you don't get Myops? Well next thing you're going to say is you've never seen an episode of "Bosom Buddies". . . You haven't seen that either have you? Siiiiiiigggggghhhhh] war

So what did come of "Hot" Carl and his fear of acceptance? Also why would you ever name your kid Carl? I mean really. . .

The conclusion war2

What you're still wondering about Bosom Buddies?

Ok this blog is quickly spinning out of control; need to bring it back around and end this, let's make Afentra cry

Terrible tragedy has struck Japan; the earthquake, the tsunami, and now facing issues with nuclear reactors, it all can be a bit overwhelming. So how can you help? Very easy you can either click this link http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/11/how-to-help-japan-earthquake-relief_n_834484.html

Or if reading a page of text doesn't appeal to you and you just want to text something:

REDCROSS to 90999 donates $10 from your phone to the RedCross

MED to 80888 donates $10 to the International Medical Corps

There are many worthy organizations that need help helping Japan (was that a grammatical nightmare sentence or what?), and we aren't the ones to tell you how to help. Find a cause that you think is best, just do us a favor and find one. Anything you can give will help someone.

Google's relief page

Red Cross

Save the Children

International Medical Corps

James Lipton gets duuuuuurrrrtttaayyyyy

Megan Phelps leaving the compound?

War of the Roses (confused edition)

It's Wednesday so that means WAR OF TEH ROSES ( ZOMG! Look at this douche he can't even spell 'the'  right! Funny story, the internet spells it 'teh', oh and they think you can haz peniz). Look what you've done distracting me from the point of the post, here's the brass tax: We don't know why this woman thinks somethings up, maybe you can decipher?  shabbydoo

Part 2: Wait who's this? What? Who? Huh? Where am I?

sabbydododpo

Make Afentra Cry

What would make Afentra cry? The answer might surprise you sdfs

Farting: It happens to everyone amiright?

Skydiving and why we don't do it

To peg or not to peg; that is the question

How do our listeners feel? perr

Today I learned what a "fucksaw" is

Name that race with Ken Dupree

Vicki from Real Housewives of OC

War of the Roses Kinectimal edition

Did he or didn't he, and what happened to those photos? war2

What to do when this guy assaults the eldery

Afentra SO HORNY! (thx to Charlie Sheen)

Afentra goes Ho! Ho! Ho! at your pain

Wanna quick laugh? We often play a game called make Afentra cry (because she's preggers and emotional), today the game went horribly wrong. . . or some might say horribly right. bwahaha

Don Lapre makes millions putting tiiiiinnnnyyyy little ads

Once upon a time Danny gave this man money (well him and a lot of people), and didn't make a dime. Afentra sez scam, Danny sez hero, and you should listen to the history for the lulz. donzo

Now here he is, ladies and gents, the master of the mini ad, DOOOOOONNNNN LAPPRRRREEEEEEE! Can he help us with the Thelma statue? doznozzz

Pancake PrOn

Afentra makes Danny eat pancakes and lustfully provides commentary AND a soundtrack. dfkjs

Fat Matt the overweight contortionist

Meet Matt, he is pushing 400 lbs yet can do a full split (both ways. . . if you catch my drift). Give it a listen as he describes his incredible powers, sexyness, and answers the age old question about heywood jablowme. osodfks

Name that race with Ken Dupree!

Kevin Polowy movie critic gives Oscar predictions

All you need to know is this

For those of you wanting to hear only the experiment itself minus DVD commentary. ouch

NOW LOOK BACK UP AT THAT PHOTO

Rap Rock Puttin' KC on the Map

You know who else likes this idea?

Brown Chicken Brown Cow Redux

Bath salts come home

Well it happened, someone we know snorted bath salts. . . I really thought we were classier than this; I mean my god what's wrong with cocaine. Kids these days sheesh, no class. snort

Anon and the WBC

After a quick rundown of the KCMO election, we took a trip down the annals of the internet to a group known as Anon (otherwise known as liberators of those stuck in scientology, releasing of HBgary security fails, and many other great works), perhaps was targeting the Westboro Baptist Church. DB gives a rundown of the situation. anon

Of hairless mice and Facebook men

Danny Boi hopes this cure for baldness comes quickly as the hairline, she is receding. A new app on Facebook promises to let you know when your crush is single, because there's nothing creepy about that. facebook

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Chris Jericho

Afentra's got beef with Jericho, and it has to do with beefy farts. Danny however would be content eating Chris Jericho farts as he man-crushes in the saddest,saddest way possible.  Chris

Cheeseheads and Declawing; what do they have in common?

Important issues are tackled this AM in the buzz briefs from Legislators fleeing the state of Wisconsin to why cats are horribly inferior animals  cats

Michelle Kwan

Do I really need to write anything witty here about an olympian medalist who is smoking hot and, oh, ASIAN?!?! No. So listen asian

Kenny Powers? Puh-leeze meet Ken Dupree

We love you, we really do, but sometimes one rises above the heard. It's not that we love you any less, but give this guy a listen so you can understand why you're our second favorite kenny

The man the myth the legend Kenny Dupree cock fighter

Kevin Smith hearts Megan Phelps

Power couple? We think so. Kevin Smith called la programa de Afentra to promote his new movie "Red State". Good for us then that we had Megan Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church on ready 5 (Top Gun reference for those not in the know), to talk to him. Everything went better than expected WBC

Connie O'Brien has a superpower

Connie O'Brien is a Kansas State Legislator. She was horrified to see someone with "olive" complexion get student aid when her perfectly white snowflake of a son was denied connie

War of the Roses

A fiancee checks the email of her croissant lover balls balls balls

So boring, in no way is he cheating on her. . . right? busted

Buzz Briefs gets Daggered by Da' Dip

People who produce bits and the radio hosts that love them.

The point is, we need someone, and we need them now. Today we gave two prospects a chance to share their bits. Amazingly we went 2/3 today.

Lauren Kirby Is she attractive?

Levi Eubanks Levi no gay

(EDIT!)

Some of you in particular have been wondering, " HEY WEBSITE! Where is the third?!? I know I heard 3 bits today!" You did, and you aren't crazy (well you are, but this has nothing to do with it). Long story short, we rely on computers to record all conversations that go out over the air, and our server glitched out on us in the 9 o'clock hour today. This apparently caused listeners great distress, so I apologize if it caused you pain to not see this up here. The issue was resolved, but we are currently working on recovering our chit-chat (which per our engineers should be available tomorrow). In the meantime, you can listen to the bit as it stands alone, Ladies and Gentleman Ty Fisher TY

(EDIT NUMBER INFINITY)

Here is the long sought after mixtape of the actual broadcast. You'll have to excuse the quality of the audio, but it is the best our engineers were able to recover (Gooooo, go gadget RAID arrays!).  ty again

Make sure you let us know what you think!

Well, we were done with people without experience, but then we received this video, noticed she had the "qualities" we wanted, and decided to bring her in for webcam duty tomorrow!

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Today was a good day at ABFMB, we had a girl on the webcam for the better part of 3 hours, learned of Afentra's bathroom issues, and found out just how to say the word "Baals". As always you can get our full podcast off iTunes!

She didn't have to say much, she just had to be there.

MythBusting; Harry Baals Style

How to prevent cheating on craigslist Afentra-Fu style

Afentra shares the secrets of life, love, and not sending a pic of your weiner.more balls

It's Wed, do you know what that means? Yep War of the Roses! Danny takes on his new role as HR manager in the search for our new "producer", Mark Sanchez decides to test the limits of consent, and Afentra Herps while she Derps. But first the newest internet meme, Internet Surprise Grandma

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War of the Roses

She is cataloging hairs she finds as evidence of cheating, Crispin Glover is that you? Smell the hair

Let's do this CSI style baby and call the Husband Pete; Hopefully there isn't a lot of fallout  YEEEAAAAHHHHH

Dr. Tortilla HR is in the building and interviewing

We meet our first contestants, "Chunks" and "Dingleberry" ladies and gentleman flopsweat is in the building. Give it a listen and decide who you like best for our producer roll Tortilla

The Sanchiez's a dirty Sanchez

Mark Sanchez is nailin' a 17 year old. . . as if he didn't have enough. PedoBear

How bad was that B.E.P performance last night at the "Big Game" (yes we have to call it that because lawyers are stupid. . . did I say stupid? I meant intelligent humans who are not troll warts on the genitals of mother earth)? It was so bad that you've come here to ABFMB's blog to cleanse your audio canals with some ear bleach.

So let's get it on.

VD Spin the bottle sabotage

So what is beauty anyway? Who are we to define who is hot and who is indeed not? Afentra seems to have a reasonable grip on reality, where as DB should be considered the tittay dictator of women. Give it a listen as they argue over who belongs in the finalist circle! Shallow

Superbowl parties, not just for recluses anymore

OH GOD NOT ANOTHER PRODUCER

Yes sadly the time has come for us to find the next ultimate failure, the good news is it could be YOU. Well probably not unless you have fake cans. . . bottom line: listen to this and if you think you've got what it takes send an email to dannyboi@965thebuzz.com . (Please note this is not an offer for employment in any way shape or form <-----written by troll warts). BIG TITS

Good News Everyone

Professor Farnsworth here to take you down a lovely road that involves rainbows and gumdrops...with an occasional space wasp. Today on ABFMB we got an unexpectedly delightful interview from Whitney Port (who apparently likes ribs and sweatpants! I love to eat sweatpants flavored ribs too!). We also learned that science is important and getting a poop transplant is finally a reality, the future is now!

Whitney Port

Whitney Port

Listen to my science! Poop can save your life!

Danny got himself a sounder so he's gonna shoehorn a science story. This one happens to be about getting a poop transplant that could save your life! Oh and megachurches are going bankrupt right here in OP! I wonder how Jesus would feel about this.

Poop Love

Wilmer Valderrama

Wilder gave us a call to promote his new film "Prada to Nada", a Hispanic take on Jane Austin's "Sense and Sensibility". He had us at "East LA."

Handy Manny

Hallo, hallo guy and welcome to the ABFMB show recap for 02/11! Here is deal, I shall be hosting webpage for you crazy Americans until we figure out our producer woes. Remember In Soviet Russia website blogs you!

Where is Zima? Oh look I find him!

WAR OF THE ROSES

What do Pregnant women and Craigslist causal encounters have in common? Big Belly

What will he do? What will he do? warpreggers2.mp3

Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran

Debi Mazar

HAVE YOU SEEN ME?

peeking virtue from Douglas Burgdorff on Vimeo.

1. Bring donations starting at 7am and ending at 10 am


2. The  top 3 persons who bring the most number of cans wins


3. Variety is requested (Think about what you would want to eat)


4. Be Awesome

OR

Listen all morning to ABFMB for clips of Gerard Way, piece them together to form a sentence and BAM MCR meet and greet for you!

"Sniff This Line or we will Fucking Kill YOU"

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Pregnant? Hungry? Want some Bavarian Cream all over your hormonal face? Check below and find the sexiest raised donuts in all of KC.

Facebook theatre strikes again! Willow Palin has some hate deep, deep inside her (unlike Bristol, who had Levi deep, deep inside her). See what baby grizzly does when someone mocks Sarah's show on TLC The link to the PDF is right after cocaine bear.

 

Click here for drama

With the recent tire slashing in Oklahoma, Afentra once again welcomed on a family member of our favorite fag hating family, ladies and gentlemen (except those of you who like other gentlemen), Megan Phelps!

MEGAN.mp3

Free food for Vets! It's not oral, but it will do

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Head on over to Your fucking polling place. Dont be a fucking loser, fucking vote you fucking fuck.

I'm Joe Pesci and I approve this mesage

Michael C talks to us about life, love, bullying, and what it means to be the drama queen on project runway

www.daddyfiles.com

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Comedy Central's "Night of Too Many Stars" was a show designed to raise money for Autism. One of the auctions involved Chris Rock telling off an ex, and he does so as only Chris Rock can

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Between You and Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian: August 19 at 1:50am

hey babe i just wanted to leave you a message on fb bc

you STILL have yet to set up a vmail. I know you are having a hard time at work but just keep your head up. You are amazing and successful and i am utt

erly astonished by what you have been able to accomplish in the last 3 years. Don't let anyone make you feel like a piece of shit bc you have worked your ass off to be where you are now and you deserve to sit where you do and work where you do more than anyone else. keep your cool and know that you are an asset to that station and if they can't see that then it truly is their loss. lord knows how long it took them to get the job they have now and you, sir, have already been able to do it by the age of 21. be proud and let them be haters, its just their way of venting their jealousy of your good looks, accomplishments, and big fat cock ;)

also i just wanted to say how much i love and miss you. you are my life and not having you here with me is so hard especially when w

e have such hectic schedules right now. thank you for supporting me in being a rho gamma because i know it has been a major time suck and i haven'

t been able to communicate with you as much as either of us would like. i'm loving every minute of being a rho gamma, and being a leader and i am just so glad that you are supporting what i'm doing and i want to thank you for that.

, kick some ass at football, and have a great day.

i hope this novel i just wrote made you feel somewhat better and i hope it at least put a smile on your face. love you so much 143 forever

Jake Thebuzz August 19 at 6:16am

You are the best I love you

Sent via Facebook Mobile

Kim Kardashian: August 19 at 8:15am

i love you too :)

Jake Thebuzz August 19 at 8:22am

i wanna punch this mother fucker in the face.. and beat him til he no longer breaths

Kim Kardashian August 19 at 8:23am

calm down calm down. breathe.

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 Russian man died in the final of the world sauna championships in Finland after spending six minutes sweltering in temperatures of 110C.

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"Blue Plastic Skies"

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Click here to check out their myspace!

 

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They only let him out during St. Pats and Christmas, so make sure you find Bean for your Pot of Gold.

If you think what's happening to Constance is bullshit, click here.

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With Afentra's prom coming up, April 3rd at the Midland we take a look back at everyone's prom memories! 

Afentra didn't attend a prom, Jeriney took "a blind date" (a.k.a.her cousin) but Scoops was voted prom king!

Had to be a joke, right?

 

Not according to the prom queen's mom!

 

SCOOPSPROMKING.mp3 

 

All we can say is wow...

Click here to read Paul Shirley's letter to Haiti.

Part 1 : WARALLEYSEX1.mp3

 

Part 2 : WARALLEYSEX2.mp3

JAMES VAN PRAAGH.mp3

Click here to check out his website!

For more info click here!

Anakin Acoustic :  SHOTS ANAKIN LIVE.mp3

MAYHEM.mp3

Part 1 :  WARMIAMI1.mp3

 

Part 2 : WARMIAMI2.mp3

 

Great idea...terrible execution!  We think it could have been done WAY better!

 She knows "Smegma" and she's no "Schlamazel!"

BLOSSOM.mp3

Kenny Loggins must have been in a Danger Zone!

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 Be sure to join Jeriney this Saturday night at Crosstown Station!

Click here to get your tickets!

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Thanks to everyone that came out this morning!  If you missed it maybe this will make you feel better!

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LISTEN: JOHN CENA

MountRedoubt in Alaska blew up 4 times on Sunday shooting ash 9 miles in the air.

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Dying to see what Seether is listening too?  Afentra is...click here!

Listen: fish basket audio

$12?

From Craigslist....

I feel so dirty and used after this one!

Part 1: Part 1

Part 2: Part 2

Old people love to forward email...check out these words of wisdom from Jeriney's grandma!

Highlights: Feces, Crosses and Ron Burgendy tell time

Check out Ron Burgendy at 0:45!

 

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Nothing "Wrong" with Dave Gahan this morning!

Click to listen: Gahan

This thing is crazy!

Some people just can't take a hint...

Part One: Hint 1

Part Two: hint 2

 

Every year about this time Afentra is envious of the Catholics because she wants her ashes.  I covet thy ash...I admire it...I want it...I need it...please send it to me!  Send us a picture of you and your ashes to myashes@ABFMB.com.

(or you could send them to afentra@965thebuzz...but that's not nearly as cool)

New album, fire-crotch and what happened a few years back at the Starlight!

Listen: Depeche

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Trainer to the Biggest Losers and former fatty!! Click to listen: Big Fatty Loser

If she won't give Andy Dick a H*ndy we will!

Listen: Hotty

She is the official world record holder for the largest breasts! Click Sheyla's pic to check out her website.

Click to listen to Sheyla: Big Boobs

We are here to help you create the most compelling Craigslist ever!!

Click to listen: Mad Men of Craigslist

All it takes is a little creativity and some girls in a sink....

Please check out a sample of our handy-work!

Kudos to Shawnee Mission East's counter protest!!

Travis gets fresh with Shirley Phelps....Listen: Phelps and Trav

We totally got duped on War of the Roses this morning.

Ladies...DO NOT DO THIS S$@T TO YOUR FRIENDS. Grow the F*@K Up.
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You may know Evan from Who's Nailin' Paylin, The AprentASS 9, The Davinci Load AND this years big Superbowl highlight. Click to listen: Porny

She does guys, girls and an*l....and that's about all.

Click to listen: Stoya

Reverse wiggle into tripple sow cow while wearing sexy boots!