So if you haven't heard an investigation came out saying that facebook sells your information. Duhh mother fucker..how else does one guy make 5 billion dollars off a website that's free.. I mean did you see the "The Social Network" were talking about the same guy who stole facebook and broke off 20 mil to the guys who came up with the idea and said " Here stop creeping out girls on facebook and buy a hooker." Speaking of creeping out girls. I could be a professional.. I add at least 10 hot girls to my facebook a day... Once they add me its like pic out my lobster from the little aquarium when I walk into Red Lobster.. I immediately go to their profile page and begin my pre-screening process... For me to take it past a simple friend request she has to have 3 out of the 5 criteria...Number 1 she has to have model pics that have never been published outside of her profile pic. Because that says daddy paid alot to make home girl feel pretty... and daddy issues are always an easy in..Two She has to have a 3:1 ratio of drunk status to bible verses or inspirational quotes..Nothing is more of a hassle than a girl who pretends she's too holy and too inspired to sleep with you.. I have don't have time to mess with that shit.. Third.. Every third picture tag has to be at a Bar or Party.. Nothings easy to slay than a chick who consistently gets drunk.. Because where there's booze there is horny chicks.. Four and this how you can tell if she's a professional is she doesn't have the same guy tagged in more than two pics.. This is a girl who is very aware of her ho status and feels a need to protect it.. and finally the fifth criteria and what I call the "tramp stamp" of the FB generation is the bathroom stall pic. This is pic taken by another equally slutty girlfriend who takes a pic the girl as she is sitting on the potty in girls bathroom at the club.. And ladies you know exactly what Im talking about. If I'm screening and I see a girl who allows this to sit in her picture album...I will immediately got to phase two of the process and begin with the creepage....
Your Beautiful KC... especially you multicultural girls...
Do you see this? Does this look good to you? Do you want to be this man? If you answered yes, congratulations Afentra might have some Buzz Beach Ball VIP tent passes for you. We need all able bodied males to show what they are sporting in their own respective banana hammocks to service the ladies in the ABFMB VIP tent (ladies you can participate too, but all photos will require a moustache). Submit your entries here, get to postin', time she is a wastin'!
Send us a picture of where you listen to ABFMB to firstname.lastname@example.org. Include your first and last name along with a phone number. Be listening Monday morning. If you hear your name, call back in 9 minutes and 65 seconds and win Best Seats tickets!!!
If you're looking for something to do that involves blowing s^*@ up here's a list of everything that's going on!
â¢Parkvilleâs four-day Fourth of July celebration kicks off at 6 p.m. today with a carnival downtown. Festivities continue with more rides and vendors Friday, a pancake breakfast and parade Saturday, and a beer garden and fireworks Sunday. The festival, âStars and Stripes Forever,â will be in the parking lot at the south end of Main Street. For details, go to www.parkville mo.org or call 816-505-2227.
â¢Add some flowers to your holiday celebration 9 a.m. to 10 p.m. Saturday at the Booms & Blooms Festival at Powell Gardens, 30 miles east of Kansas City on U.S. 50. You can check out the gardenâs daylilies and splash in the fountain before the Elder Statesmen of Kansas City start playing at 4:30 p.m. The Leeâs Summit Symphony Orchestra plays at 7:30 p.m., and the fireworks follow. Picnics, blankets and lawn chairs are welcome. Admission is $5-$10. Rain date Monday. For details, go to www.powellgardens.org or call 816-697-2600.
â¢Leeâs Summit fireworks will shoot off Friday at Legacy Park. Food vendors, entertainers and inflatables will be available before the display. The fun starts at 6 p.m. at 1801 N.E. Coneflower, Leeâs Summit. For details, go to www.cityofls.net or call 816-969-1500.
â¢Historic Independence Square events run Thursday through Saturday and include sidewalk sales,live music by Doo-Dads, a free outdoor movie showing of âKung Fu Pandaâ and a Saturday morning childrenâs parade. For details, go to www.visitindependence.com.
These events are on Sunday unless noted otherwise:
â¢MAHAFFIE STAGECOACH STOP AND FARM HISTORIC SITE: Olathe Civic Band and 19th century fireworks. 7-9:30 p.m. tonight. Free. Historic activities, 19th-century baseball and music. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Saturday. Free; suggested donations $2 adult and $1 child. 1200 Kansas City Road, Olathe. www. mahaffie.org (913-971-5111)
â¢INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATION: Ice cream, concert by Spirit of Independence Concert Band and fireworks at dusk. Saturday. Free. Mormon Visitors Center, 937 W. Walnut, Independence. www.ci.independence.mo.us (816-325-7860)
â¢BLUE SPRINGS: City fireworks display at Peve Stadium, 2000 N.W. Ashton Drive. Gates open at 7:30 p.m., live entertainment 8-9:30 p.m. followed by fireworks. www.bluesprings gov.com
â¢FORT OSAGE NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARK: Re-enactments from 1812. 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $3-$7. 105 Osage, Sibley. www.jacksongov.org/ content/3279/3838/3861.aspx (816-503-4860)
â¢MISSOURI TOWN 1855: Hearth cooking, period music and parade. 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $3-$5. 8010 E. Park, Leeâs Summit. www.jacksongov.org/ content/3279/3838/3863.aspx (816-503-4860)
â¢CORPORATE WOODS OFFICE PARK: Music, inflatable rides and fireworks display (9:30 p.m.). 4-11 p.m. College Boulevard and Antioch Road, Overland Park. www.starspangledspectacular .org (913-344-8026)
â¢WORLDS OF FUN: Watch fireworks at 10 p.m. from inside or outside the park, and the park stays open until midnight. 4545 Worlds of Fun Ave. www.worlds offun.com
â¢WILLIAM JEWELL COLLEGE: Liberty4thFest. Parade, 4 p.m. on historic Liberty Square; childrenâs activities and music, 6 p.m.; fireworks, 9:45 p.m. 500 College Hill, Liberty. www.liberty chamber.com (816-781-5200)
â¢LEAWOOD CITY PARK: Entertainment, games, food and fireworks. 5 p.m. 10601 Lee. www.leawood.org (913-339-6700, ext. 201)
â¢OAK GROVE: Childrenâs games, vendors, music, entertainment and fireworks. 5 p.m. Webb Park, 1800 S.E. Oak Ridge. www.cityofoakgrove.com (816-690-4003, ext. 12)
â¢ELMS RESORT & SPA: Music (6-9 p.m.), food, lawn games and fireworks (9:30 p.m.). Opens at 5:30 p.m. $2. 401 Regent, Excelsior Springs. www.elmsresort.com (816-630-5500)
â¢STILWELL: 6 p.m. Community parade through town, followed by fireworks. 199th between Metcalf and Lamar. www.stilwell community.org
â¢LOUISBURG: Festival and fireworks. 6:30 p.m. Lewis Young Park, 271st and Jingo. louisburgkansas.com (913-837-2826)
â¢GLADSTONE: Concert by North Star Community Band and fireworks. 8:30 p.m. Oak Grove Park, 7600 N.E. Troost. (816-423-4091)
â¢BISHOP MIEGE HIGH SCHOOL: Fourth of July fireworks display. Sponsored by Fairway Parks and Recreation and city of Westwood. 9:30 p.m. 5041 Reinhardt, Roeland Park. www.fairwaykansas.org (913-262-0350)
â¢GARDNER EDGERTON UNIFIED SCHOOL DISTRICT: Fourth of July celebration and fireworks. 9:30 p.m. 425 N. Waverly, Gardner, Kan. www.gardner kansas.gov (913-856-7535)
Apparently, she's a sexting fanatic!Â Add her on facebook to get dirty pics (the one above is rated PG....we're talking XXX pics!!)Â This is what she does at work...notice the handicap stall in the background.
52-year-old Bernard Jackson -- who was taken into custody Wednesday -- has been charged with six counts of rape from four cases in and around Waldo in 1983 and 1984. Police and prosecutors would only give reporters information regarding the charges from the 80s and wouldn't discuss the ongoing "Modern Day" Waldo rapes case.
Scoops got his wish and now he's being protested by the Phelps!
8:00 - 8:30 AM
The Buzz Studio's
Mission, KS. 66202
Bring your own signs and the best ones will win everything in Afentra's prize book!
Dinner with When in Rome @ Pizza Bar in P&L before Prom this Saturday
Pair of tickets to see Puscifer March 31st @ the Uptown
Pair of tickets to Tegan and Sara April 3rd @ Uptown
Another pair to see Passion Pit April 5th @ Beaumont
Pair of tickets to see Julian Casablancas April 10th @ Beaumont
Pair of tickets to see Phoenix April 21st @Uptown
1 ABFMB coffee mug and coffee from Parisi Artisan coffee
1 copy of Twilight: New Monn DVD
1 copy of digital download of Neon Tree's new album "Habits"
Pass to The Crazies from any AMC theater
Pass to She's Out of My Leaugue at any AMC
Laffapalooza: The World of Urban Comedy with Tracy Morgan DVD
1 Bandslam DVD
1 copy of Best of UFC on DVD
1 copy of OK GO's latest "Of the Blue Colour of the Sky"
1 copy of Spoon's Transference
1 copy of Alice in Chains Black Gives Way to Blue
1 copy of Smashing Pumpkins If All Goes Wrong
God of War PS3 collection Games 1-3
Aliens vs Predator game
Entourage Season 5 on DVD
Halo Legends 2-Disc DVD
To all who cannot fit in airline seats we salute you!Â We asked listeners to stop by the station this morning to see if they were to fat to fit.Â Those who were received tickets to see Kevin Smith at the Midland.
Yes, those are real airline seats!
Do these people really think they are to fat to fly?
Moral of the story? He's not THAT interested in "protecting" innocent women from preying tour managers (fake or real), just more interested into making sure HE can get in their pants hassle free. Or so it would seem.
Â Remember this email?
From: PJÂ ******** [******@hotmail.com] Sent: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 7:46 PM To: Afentra Subject: Manchester Orchestra
this might seem out of left field but i assure you the motive is priceless. My name is PJÂ ********* and i am the tour manager for Manchester Orchestra. Being a KC native myself i found the following very disturbing. One of my friends called me this afternoon informing me about your âwar of the rosesâ interview today. The guys and i got online to check it out and absolutely loved it. Basically i am getting in contact with you because after hearing it and loudly laughing for about 15 minutes the band and i have chosen to make a comment(see image attached) For kate, for Mark, all douche bag fake TMâs out there and most importantly to any innocent women this fag bag meets. Just seems like it could be a good time. We are in Pittsburgh tomorrow but i am available for talking if you want to further humiliateâ¦ (DO IIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT). I know this could seem sketchy (maybe i am one of marks devious minions) so below i will include my management contact info and my radio rep from sony is going to be trying to get in touch with someone about this too. If it checks out feel free to call or write and lets make it all happen. Hope to Talk soon.Â Â
PS- the idea of a TM being from Kansas City isnât really as crazy as you make it seem. i promise!Â Â
Too big to fly the friendly skies? Bigger=better. If you can't buckle a seat belt from an economy sized airline seat, a night with Kevin Smith awaits. Please come to our studios Friday morning, seating starts at 7:00 am.
Â Afentra realizes there is an un-tapped market in the world of Lunch Lady hand modeling!Â So who better to give us advice on the fashion industry but, friend of the show,Â Dan McMillen from The Amazing Race!
18+ ($12.00 for 18-20 yr. olds. sorry!) $10.00 for 21+ *your money goes straight to sending the winning bands to SxSW. invest in KCâs local music scene! this show will be funNNN! w/ Thieves, Roman Nvmerals, Capybara, Olympic Size, Dreams are for Rookies and The Grisly Hand!!!! show starts at 6, doors at 5! * WE NEED OUR FRIENDS THERE! Please come out weâll be playing at 7 pm. Early show! Fun! Weâd be so glad to see ya! Cross yr fingers and come help send us to AUSTIN!
I heard you talking about the prison on your show. Yes, you have fans over here. You always seem to be having a good time and it's nice to hear someone in a good mood every day.
Unfortunatly, you were wrong about that pediatrician from Delaware ever coming here. The federal prison system has a new policy. They send all child molesters to prisons like Tucson, AZ where half the prison are pedophiles. Don't blame me - I've never paid taxes in my life.
I get out next year (I'm serving 8 on a bank robbery), so wish me luck! Keep up the good work, and Efentra, leave Journey alone about writing a convict, we get lonely in here and appreciate any mail we get. So feel free to let out my address!
So if you would like to contact Roy send your letters or pictures to....
Im looking for a woman that for real and want to have some fun I LIKE TO EAT PUSSY BUT IT MUST BE CLEAN & SHAVED ,AS FOR ME IM 5'10' 160 BROWN HAIR BLUE EYES 6'CUT .if YOUR FOR REAL AND WANT GET TOGTHERE GET BACK TO ME BUT I WILL NOT GO TO OTHER SITE AT ALL SO DON'T ASK If for real you can get me at eight one six eight one three four four 0 one.or just email I will get back to you but be for real because I will not play grames and go to other sit at all Im sorry.PIC for PIC Must put For real in sub or will not open Delete
Location: Overland Park
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Date: September 10, 2009 10:34:27 AM CDT
To: Lazlo <Lazlo@965thebuzz.com, Afentra <Afentra@965thebuzz.com
Subject: War of the Roses
This letter will serve as formal written notice that Viviano Flower Shop considers your use of the name Viviano Florist during your 96.5 morning show bit titled "War of the Roses" as a trademark violation.
In the circumstances, your use of the Viviano Florist trademark will constitute an infringement of our registered and common law rights.
In the circumstances, we demand that you immediately:
1.Â Cease all use of the trademark Viviano Florist
2.Â Undertake, in writing, never in future to make any use of the Viviano Florist trademark without prior written authority from us, whether within any corporate name, trading name, trading style, domain name or otherwise.
We wait to hear from you by no later than close of business on September 15, 2009.
Very truly yours,
Paul F. Viviano, CEO
Cc:Â Thomas Rumschlag
Attorney and Counselor
100 West Long Lake Road
Bloomfield Hills, MIÂ 48304
Gifford, Krass, Groh, Sprinkle, Anderson & Citrowski, P.C.
Patent, Trademark and Copyright Practice
280 North Old Woodward
Birmingham, MIÂ 48009
You and 5 of your closest friends will be watching Buzz Beach Ball from the ONLY above ground pool at Sandstone. Be the envy of thousands, taunt the non White Trash VIP goers by taking a swig right out of the boxed wine and peeing right in your personal pool while singing Hash Pipe at the top of your lungs.
Winner gets 6 tickets to Buzz Beach Ball,2 Meet and Greet Passes to see Weezer, 6 VIP passes to enter Afentra, Amigo and Lazlo's tents and the best Hepatighty you ever had.
1st Rule of White Trash VIP...don't talk about White Trash VIP.
#2 You must send us a picture of you wearing a bathing suit made of food. We like food and we like looking at half naked people. Send pics to email@example.com, to Afentra on facebook or Twitter (Please include phone number! No number=no service)
Rule #3 Said "food bathing suit" must stand up to gravity and remain intact for photo. (Entry doesn't guarantee tickets but we will try to get ticket to as many people as we can!)
$370 Modern Furnished & Util Paid (Gladstone/Northland/North of River) (map)
Reply to: see below
Date: 2009-07-01, 6:58AM CDT
I have a furnished modern room for rent woth all utilities paid (phone,cable & internet). Great extras: furinshed kitchen, washer/dryer, back deck & grill. Close to everything from Parks to shopping to Zona Rosa to Downtown. Laid back house.
Male RoommateWanted between the ages of 16-45. Location near Indian Springs Mall. Contact Jay at ###-###-####. I am a gay black male and looking to help out somebody that is in need of Shelter. Please do not hesitate to call. Thanks.
We can work out something if you do not have all funds to move in..
I do not mind sharing my bed.
Location: kansas city, ks
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
The Katie Horner Drinking Game
If Katie's wearing jeans, it's clearly casual day. All players must be in their underwear.
If Katie mentions a watch or a warning of any type, hold tight to your drink and sip nervously.
If Katie tells you it's hailing in you area, run outside to freshen the ice in your cup.
If Katie speaks directly to your children, give them a heavy dose of cough syrup. (If you don't have kids, drink it yourself.)
If Katie says "Tonganoxie," everyone passes their drink to the person on the right and chugs.
If Katie says "Take cover," top off your drink. It's gonna be a long night.
If Katie talks about being scared for your life, chug.
If Katie asks the audience to e-mail her rainfall totals or storm damage reports, take a crazy party pic and send it to her.
If Katie references Newschopper 5, take 5 gulps.
If Katie announces a tornado warning, fire up the blender and make some pina coladas.
If Katie talks about Doppler coupling, make out with the person to your left.
If Katie walks off screen, take a long, steady chug until she returns.
If Katie talks about peace of mind, drink.
If Katie tells you you're in the clear, the game ends.
If a tornado actually hits your house, move the party to KCTV5 and get Katie drunk with you!
Scoops has severe anxiety of going #2 in public bathrooms. Let's free him of his phobia! What are some of the best/worst bathrooms where you've taken a s&*t? Tell us where it is or if you're feeling ambitions send us a picture to firstname.lastname@example.org.