Oh I'm sorry were you looking for underage porn? Here is the tragic tale of Â a 14 year old girl, uh, performing, in front of her boyfriend, his friends and the school. And not in a good drama kind of way
Oh it was announced today, and damn if it was not a doooooooozy! Check this out 3 nights of amazing! You can score tickets for all 3 nights for just $70 if a buzz freeloader! Pre-sale starts Wed at 10 am! Click a banner below for more information!
A funny story happened along the way to Steve Jobs death, and as usual the punchline included the Westboro Baptist Cunt (did I misspell church? Silly me). One would think it is just a touch pad hypocritical to use Apple products while condemning the man who created them. We got Megan "Crazy Eye" Phelps on the phone and had a conversation.
Testa Tuesdays, kicked off with a good old fashioned game of "None of your Business". Not shockingly, nothing is off limits for our boy Chuck...Prepare to be especially disturbed at what "Ammonia and Water" is for.
Rick Perry owns a rock, which isn'tÂ necessarilyÂ a huge problem for him (though lord knows what angers those tea baggers these days... "WHAT!?!? HE HAS A ROCK? I though he was better than that."), but what is written on the rock might be. Â What is written on the rock? I'll let Herman Cain tell you.
So what's your fetish? Hmmmm? Meet Greg, he enjoys making sure women are satisfied! Well he certainly fills them up! He makes them swallow over and over again! He wants you to see thatÂ bulge! He will put white cream all over your lips! No you pervert, he likes his woman to eat!
There is a new reality show call "Sperm Donor". The best part is it isn't about actual donation (thank god), but what happens when a man fathers 70 children and then pointlessly decides to do a reality TV show! Â The discussion was going well until a local biology major got involved.......
Buzz Under the Stars Night #2 is just a week away, and we want to give you free tickets! How? Ok this one is super easy, show us your sweaters....your awesome sweaters. No it doesn't have to be a Cosby sweater, but it better freaking be awesome. Send us your sweaters via email (firstname.lastname@example.org), twitter , or even Facebook.
Okay? Ok, now show me your sweater.
Chuck Testa. You're argument is now irrelevant
Welcome to "Know your Meme"! Chuck Testa is an affable taxidermist from Ojai Valley California, who's TV commercial recently was discovered by the interwebs. He is a gentleman , a scholar, and a very very nice man. Check out his commercial here then listen to the interview.
What is ASMR? Long story short? A non sexual "head orgasm". I can't really explain it, so we had "Tora" on to give us the low down. Regardless of how this interview goes, tell me his voice doesn't attempt to seduce your genitals.
The final WPBM mixdown is here...and by final we mean semi-shittily done version by danny boi that has been scrapped because it was too long.... Danny Boi doing something shitty AND too long? What are the odds of that? Still, it's power is inconceivable, listen and ye shall dance.
The Phelps Klan continued their plan of watering down their brand, by protesting the Foo Fighters concert in KCMO because, get this, a Foo video depicts two men SHOWERING together. It is this bloggers humble opinion, that the Phelps are suffering from the same syndrome as MLB, too many damn games for anyone, save diehards, to care about. Alas, Dave Grohl and co made sure to serenade them with the sweet sounds of 'merica. We got Megan on the phone, and this is what she had to say.
Hope Solo stopped by the studio and well, you should probably listen to what happened...Let's just say she broke it off with Max from Dancing With the Stars AND agreed to join Danny Boi in a bigamist lifestyle. Was a pretty impressive 15 minutes.
It twas a zoo day, it twas, it twas. And as such there were children, there was, there was. The children being needy, with adults being greedy, no one got the feedy? I don't know what the hell is going on here, the point is thus: Do you stop and buy your kid $4 ice cream at the zoo?
Here is deal; there exist songs in this universe that control the motor functions of white people. Every Tuesday, we here at ABFMB, exploit these songs in order to make you dance...bitches. Don't believe us? Here try this on for size.
Now here is where we need your help. Head on over to our Facebook pagina (no not pronounced pa-gi-na you pervert, it's pah-hee-na), and list your favorite WPBM song. The top vote getters will be part of our "Flash-Mob" mix down.....more details coming soon!
So did you know I can control your body if you're white? No really you do not want to doubt my power over you. OH REALLY YOU DOUBT THAT I CAN MAKE YOU SING AND DANCE AGAINST YOUR WILL? THEN LISTEN TO THIS!
Sometimes shit goes down, like say thinking you're in Missouri when in reality you're in Kansas. We can point fingers at who gave what drugs to who, but the important thing to remember is the show rocked!
Wanna buy your way in to meet Bush AND see a Jane's Addiction pre-show show?
We've gone all capitalist on your ass...ok not really. Being the horrifically bleeding hearts that we are, we decided a good way to give away a Bush meet n' GreetUPDATE:Â Tickets to the show, Bush Meet n Greet, VIP and Janes addiction Pre-show, show......
How you win MEET AND GREET FOR BUSH-VIP and tickets to Beachball which is Friday at Livestrong Sporting Park! Post a comment on our Facebook and get your friends to LIKE it. Person with the most "Likes" wins. It's some Amway like shit but we need more fans and you need Gavin.
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Now until Thursday, August 18th, The Buzz and Livestrong Sporting Park is offering a chance to see Sporting KC for FREE with your purchase of a Buzz Beach Ball ticket.Â Buy your ticket to Buzz Beach Ball at the Livestrong Sporting Park Box Office, and get a FREE ticket to the game of your choice: August 17th vs. The Portland TimbersÂ OR September 28th vs. The Columbus Crew!Â This is a LIMITED time offer â you must purchase tickets before Thursday, August 18th!
Afentra bans the vowel 'A'
Interesting how a woman with two 'A' 's in her name shall no longer allow said vowel on the program...no more "suga" ever! What follows next is an unintended consequence that ends with the most ridiculous conversation to ever occur on erbufermaber.
How often do you get a chance to meet AND greet a legend in alternative music? No Courtney Love, we aren't talking about you...Here is the deal, Bush is coming 8/19 and we want you to meet Gavin. The game is simple, head on over to twitter, take a picture with "bush" AND your beachball tickets, and send it to @afentra & @dannyboi965 on twitter OR post it to our Facebook.
Now when we say "bush", what does that mean? The interpretation of that is up to you, be creative, funny, or even boring (though that might preclude you from winning), just take a picture with you and "bush". The contest ends at 6am Tues 8/9/2011. Ok? Good, get to tweeting.
Trader Joes...AFENTRA WHY DON'T YOU LOVE THEM?!?!
Sometimes, we really don't know why the two of them talk, it usually ends in fisticuffs, today was no different. Afentra finally made it to the white man's oasis that is "Trader Joe's" apparently it wasn't "organic" enough for her. Danny leaps to the defense of Â Trader Joe's saying, "This ain't ALDI!", funny story, it's owned by aldi.
Amazingly they aren't hippies, just free...some might say too free, not us, but some. We sat down with Madeline of freegan.info, and hadÂ ourselvesÂ an airing of the knowledge. Here's an Easter egg in this interview....listen to what happens when Afentra thinks "partner" = "lesbian"
No Homo Homegrown Wrestling says 'Homo' to Hometown Council's Hateful Decision
Head on over to NewXtremeWrestling.com and check out our local backyard brawlers. It appears the Sugar Creek City council wants nothing to do with a good time and some hometown wrasslin'. Listen as Danny Boi desperately attempts to get invited to a fight! Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the program, the man with the most fearsome name ever...... David.
Pointless law alert! Gov Nixon just signed into law a bill that prevents teachers in MO from contacting students using social media! Clearly this will stop allÂ inappropriateÂ contact between teachers and students and prove once and for all the internet is to blame for all of societies ills! Look Nix, brah, I get it, but you're robbing someone the chance from hooking up with Senora Paulsen from spanish class. Things got even more interesting when a girl called to tell of her illicit love affair with her teacher!
Danny was trying to do a simple nice pleasant informative newscast, Afentra a.k.aÂ BeulahÂ Ballbuster had different ideas. "HEY DANNY REMEMBER THE STUFF THAT YOU DID THAT WAS SUPERÂ EMBARRASSING? LETS TALK ABOUT THAT EXTENSIVELY!"
WTF is going on here? How did we end up in the middle of a sexting scandal? We are merely wholesome midwest DJ's that espouse wholesome midwestern values, and yet here we are with a nude photo of a well known artist. Well, I tells ya whut dontcha know, it's time for these good old fashioned DJ's to search for some answers.
Like I said, so sorry to start with this, but sometimes the important things aren't the most hilarious. In fact this is the opposite of hilarious, it's cancer. The handsome young man above is Jake, he recently passed of cancer. His family is celebrating his life by holding a blood drive tomorrow from 2-7 PM at St. John LaLande Church805 RD Mize Rd. - Parish Center in Blue Springs. Just listen to his story and if anyone asks, just tell them someone is chopping onions.
Justin Werner was an average kid, he played basketball, went to college and conquered Prussia... Ya know, standard kid stuff. One day not too long ago, it was revealed that he was the chosen one, the man with the overly large tonsils. As far as superpowers go, it's pretty lame, but who am I to judge?
Who knew that a mythological beast could be felled by 3 shots from a 13 year old's rifle? Not this blog writer, that is for damn sure, I mean I figured it would take at least 4 shots from a 16 year old. Meet Carter Pope, the man who felled the might beast...perhaps the only one in the world... see guns DO solve everything!
So effing hot! What do you do that you shouldn't in this heatgasm?
Afentra recently tried to seduce a door to door candy salesman by inviting him in for a juicebox, he later fled in terror after she asked to see his "candy bar". But for realzies, what the hell was he doing wandering the neighborhood in this heat?
Long story short, woman sees man, man is married, woman hooks man with powerful vagina-fu, homewrecker marries man she hooked, hooked man spends time with ex-wife, current wife calls Afentra then turns into a raging bitch.... Following along? Good there's a quiz after you listen to this.
No joke, you can hunt this man for sport for just $10k. After you kill him you can do with him what you will, maybe even shake that bear (personally, if I were you and at work, I wouldn't click that link)
Tom Felton a.k.a Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter series called in to the show, and amazingly (despite A & DB knowing nothing about Harry Potter), had a great interview. Of course he's British, so you know he might have been a tid miffed about his crumpets, but we'd never know
Busty Babes that do Burlesque get Bounced for Acting Babylonian
Christian Dance Teacher by day, Burlesque show-woman by night....what's that? Oh that's right, her harlotry is seeping into the mind of the young children she teaches in her twisted scheme to warp their minds by placing brain-control pasties on their nipples and forcing their hips to gyrate! WE MUST FIRE HER NOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Listen toÂ Marissa regale us with whoorish tales of Â "bachelors degrees" and "rent" and "marriage" as she tells us about how she was fired for following her passion (spirit fingers)!
If you would like to follow her on twitter (@tinykcdancer) or simply check her, uh, body of work Â here
This Tyler dude is a pro, he's cheated before and now he has a fake Facebook profile. Is it innocent, or is someone rubbing a dog the right way? Ladies you should check him out email@example.com and try and have sex with him, you know, for science!
I don't know what just happened in that caption, it just did, so you know, I'm sorry if you can't get your head around it. . . man. But for the rest of us, meet William Breathes, Pot reviewer. That's right a pot reviewer, meaning he gets paid skrilla to write about weed. What's skrilla? I give up on you, just listen to the damned interview
Oh the things heat makes us do; clearly when the temp >100 degrees F, the shame of having an above ground pool goes away. Â Of course with great power comes great responsibility, such as keeping your damned neighbor kids outta your pool! In a very special IWOPOTA, we try to help two fueding neighbors come to a resolution, with a small limon twist (yes limon, not lemon. Look jackass, the WP install we run on doesn't support tildes and accents ok? No I don't have the admin password, just listen to the damned bit please and stop worrying about my UTF-8 characters)
It is very rare to be able to do a follow up here on ABFMB, usually we enrage one party so badly they never want to speak to us again. Not so is the case of our lustful,Â lonely,coed Dani (@diablablanca1). She took her date from the dating game out.....who got lucky? Ooo-Rah
Danny tried having a nice touchy massage with his wife, but apparently touching women means we want sex. Afentra agrees that women in relationships should not allow their men to touch them because GOD FORBID we engage in sex.
As always check out our podcast on iphone, android, or itunes to catch all of the daily minutiaeÂ this show brings!
Hometown Filmaker Brian Boye is getting ready to film a documentary about last words said among friends and family right before deathÂ occurred. I know super uplifting right? Give it a listen, we promise after hearing this you'll only want to cut across not down your wrists!
Sometimes God graces us with manna. Today was one of those days. George Takei did not dissapoint! Check out the hashtag #georgetakei audio before taking a ride with the Jaguar himself. Bonus Points: George and DB have a duet.
Afentra is a sneaky girl. This week on WOTR, a woman was concerned her man cheated on her at his bachelor party. Hmmm but surely a man wouldn't send roses to a random right? What does this tricky girl have up her sleeve?
You see, DB is kind of an eccentric person, he thought it would be a good idea to order Diet Crystal Pepsi off ebay for his proud rare beverage collection. What he didn't count on was Afentra making him drink it. So without further adieu, ladies and gentleman, DB drinking 20 year old soda.
Ladies and gents, meet Dani. Our ever so lonesome college co-ed who has stooped to, gasp!, eHarmony for love. Here is the deal, if you're remotely attractive or have a large tool, im pretty sure she's good to go, so all the single fellas (put your hands up), email Afentra Afentra@965thebuzz.com
This is what happens whenÂ foreignersÂ are allowed to assimilate into American culture without taking a language class. Listen as a normal newscast slowly degenerates into xenophobia... Or as we would like to call it, "Danny was right"
We all knew Kentucky was uncomfortable with "teh Gay". But what happens when two differently abled men show a PDA? I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with "bomotobe". Pay especially close attention to how Afentra tries to play PC.
If you missed it yesterday DB was accosted by a woman that didn't like how he handles his fruit. So Detective Danny Stabler once again donned his badge, and decided to figure out this whodunit mystery.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, feels good doesn't it? I want an apology Tuesday is back. Meet our cutie patootie Aimee, who is mad her friend cut her out of her life. Apparently completely ignoring someone after having a baby is not ok.
Danny and Slim went off on a press junket for "Falling Skies" a new show on TNT (watch the premiere Sunday at 9). The premise of it is this: give degenerate radio persons tons of booze, shake it up with celebs and see what happens.... This happens.
The captain of nipple milking (what?) is going to make his national TV debut tonight on Tosh.O . Before he blows up to the mainstream, danny wanted one more interview about being a "pleasure coach". Listen to this and I dare you to not be aroused.....
Yesterday as you may or may not have heard, many of us were soiling our pants in basements due to sirens and the whatnot. As such, the audio from yesterdays solid show was not posted. I want you to listen close, tornadoes hate it when you laugh, this was nothing less than an abject assault on our comedic liberties. DO NOT GIVE INTO THE TORNADO FEAR MACHINE! In defiance of our funneled overlords wishes, the audio from yesterday and today will be posted below. You are at an ABFMB buffet....gorge my piglets, gorge.
He wanted to clean clutter, she gave him the ok, he did what he needed to do, she nagged, he called her out, and now they're getting divorced. Yet another successful IWOPOTAOW
We wholeheartedly admit Danny Boi is a bit of a tool, the problem here is nothing we do to explain it to him can stop him from this outrageously spazish behavior. Imagine how aghast we were to hear him reporting the WEATHER yesterday on KMBZ. (if you missed it head on over to Lazlo's page for some good loling). There is one thing we can say about our borderline asperger's co-host.... he welcomes the haters to engage in hating.
So join us will you on this ever so magic carpet ride as DB calls the texline haters and has reasonable discussions with them all.
Well I had my resignation all ready to go before the ratings came out yesterday. I felt there was a test I hadn't studied for and knew failure was coming. Amazingly we did this together! Thank you all very much #3 AM drive Woot! Now listen to some inspirational Lady Gaga sounding bull$(2t
Did you ever get that knot in your stomach when you were a kid because your parents decided to come home in the middle of the party you were throwing? Yep, pretty much happened to ole DB here today..... I wonder what would happen?
I've always wondered if it was possible to create a celebrity from nothing, and since the universe has given me a sandbox in which to play in, we shall test the hypothesis. The idea is simple, that guy up there is Adam he's works at the front desk here at Entercom, will you help me make him famous? Give it a listen as KMBC's own Kris Ketz gets in on the action and gives us some much needed credibility
There are things in life that, we as individuals will not understand. Personally I do not get James Franco, but a lot of people do and, you know, that's totally cool.Â I did see this as an opportunity to let you get it off your chest, "What do you not understand that everyone else seems to love?"
There is a man at KU spying on the ladies in a slightly creepier than "Porky's" kinda way. Rather than focus on how to catch this man, I thought it might be better to find out if YOU had spent a little too much time watching something you weren't supposed to see. Pervert.
Listen every day between 07:00-07:20 and 08:00-08:20 to win Buzz Under the Stars tickets to the sold out show feat. Mumford and Sons and Cake. This is super easy, we're bribing you, and not in the cute "donate to your PAC for you to sway legislation" kinda way. If you listen, you could win!
I Want an Apology Tuesday on Wednesday
IWOPOTAOW is back! Meet Xtina, she was busted with her roomates' weed. She says he's a dick and non-compassionate, what say you? Give it a listen.
Danny's wife the sex Nazi had agreed to intercourse last evening. Things did not go better than expected, in fact she locked down the vujeen tighter than Auschwitz.... too soon? He needed to know he wasn't the only one! Fortunately you too have screwed up a sure thing.
Meet "Alicia" her husband refuses to have sex with her despite the fact that she is wicked hot. The issue? Not making this up, World of Warcraft. So what's a radio co-host to do? Oh I know call him on the radio!
ABFMB once again stands firm as king of all interviews as we bring to you Mr. Bradley Cooper! We naturally spend our allotted time talking about prOn and horny old men brad rad
Shootin' at them Mexceecans from a Helicopter
Nice to see Kansas making the bigotry newz again. Regressive Virgil Peck decided that hunting illegal immigrants would be a good idea from a helicopter. . . you know the same way they hunt immigrant boars! With a dry delivery that would make Steven Wright seem moist, he claims it is a joke. We think not so much. immigrant
Since it's #tuesday, we decided to play a fun little game. If indeed it is a joke as Regressive Peck suggests, this is REVOLUTIONARY! This means that one can say anything racist so long as it ends with an "AMIRIGHT?!?!?!"
You guys came through like gangbusters. . . in fact it was so good we're a little worried.sdfs
Look, I can't think right now, my NBA team(Jazz) has traded our best player(DWill) to the Nets and decided, "eh even if the playoffs are in reach, why contend when we can rebuild?" So the only image I have in my head right now is this.
Can't relate? Here let me help you remember what it was like to have a madman in charge ruining your life
Or this Bastard
Ok I feel better. Now onto what you really came here for.
War of the Roses
Internet photos can be damaging. Meet Jen, she thinks her husband humped a stripper (with a heart of gold of course, because they really are good people inside), during his bachelor party sexy
Yes indeed we dared go there, interviewing a Baltimore Raven just weeks after our crushing defeat in the Playoffs. But hey, Afentra might just get some hot n' heavy BBQ sauce sex outta this. ListenÂ Big Mike
Apparently it was too soon as the text line blew up with hate, how dare we interview a Raven! Shame on us indeed lame
What does your Google search say about you?
Danny Boi has been watching too much Glenn Beck and is convinced that the government and Google are in collusion. Afentra, being the sane one, decides to have a callout to listeners to see, "what is the last thing YOU Googled?" Psycho
This is why we can't have nice things
We try to do great things for you, in fact, you might even say we love you. We love you so much we decided to do a bit WITH you and see how perhaps maybe you might become our next new producer. Well sadly there is always one person who likes to pee in the cereal, but don't worry, we're here to totally help them out. hash tag
Some of our favorites outsourced by you! more balls
Head here to read the whole blog. Nerdy Applebottom is a F.O.S (Friend of Show, not Full of $h@!). In what we call the "too long didn't read" (aka TL;DR) version: Kid dressed as Daphne, parents judged, mom writes blog post, church sez apologize or get kicked out, mom writes another blog post.
Really we just wanted to put a picture of two Roosters fighting, but if you care at all about Mexico, border crossing, cock, or why your anus burns after spicy food, this might just be worth a listen. COCK
Shocking revelation about one of our spin the bottle contestants
She's a former fatty....Say whaaaat? Yup, take a listen as Veronica and Afentra bond over Windsteads. Fatty
Afentra saw a man nearly die at the gym and she SAVED HIS LIFE! Well sort of, nosey rosey over here decided emasculation was the best course of action. ABFMB
Professor Farnsworth here to take you down a lovely road that involves rainbows and gumdrops...with an occasional space wasp. Today on ABFMB we got an unexpectedly delightful interview from Whitney Port (who apparently likes ribs and sweatpants! I love to eat sweatpants flavored ribs too!). We also learned that science is important and getting a poop transplant is finally a reality, the future is now!
Danny gotÂ himselfÂ a sounder so he's gonna shoehorn a science story. This one happens to be about getting a poop transplant that could save your life! Oh and megachurches are going bankrupt right here in OP! I wonder how Jesus would feel about this.
I had such a good time hosting your big American blog yesterday, they asked me to come back and do it again! I likes this Afentra chick she does things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering. Oh my oppression is funny no? Today on the show we talkedÂ to Adam Carolla and learned that Danny would give his place in bread line to drink the sweat of Carolla! Afentra tried to procure herself in Oprah's inner circle by seducing interoir designer Nate Berkus (Pro tip: He is a homosexual), and we learned how to perform at an A+ level of producing radio shows! Ok I am tired of the Yakov meme.Â Remember more audio is always available on the ABFMB podcast on iTunes, on to the show!
MEG WHITE SCHOOL OF DRUMMING
Yes the White Stripes done broke up, but don't worry street cred fans, you too can be trained like Meg in her ways of drumming! Have a listen and decide if you have what it takes
This guy is kind of a big deal; not only does he have Oprah's old time slot, Oprah herself anointed him as one of her own. . . hopefully he is spared the fate of Dr. Phil (bald, fat, mustachioed and irrelevant).Â Listen as Afentra tries to muscle her self in as his fag hag
We at the Buzz seem to have a hard time finding and hiring a producer. There must be something behind this continued fail. . . Hmmm let's take a listen to the official KRBZ producer handbook and see if we can find out why.
*If you're still trying to figure out who that is a picture of, it's Jerry Bruckheimer! You know the worst producer ever? "The Rock"? "Bad Boys II"? "FlashDance"?Â What you like those movies? I've got a Nic Cage DVD set to sell you then.
What do Danny being a bitch, Charlie Sheen, and Diabetes have in common? EFFING NOTHING! Well except for being talked about on ABFMB today.
Could it be? The end of ABFMB and the beginning of ADBBFMB (Afentra Danny Boi's Big Fat Morning Buzz)? While Danny Boi like's the sound of it Afentra wants nothing to do with the bad ju-ju that Danny carries in his pants pocket. Q_Q Danny Q_Q (If you don't know what Q_Q is it means "cry, cry". See the eyes with the tears? No? Ah f u then).
Pro-Tip: Crying gets you very far in life
audio Why does Meredith get to be on COL's Banner?
Today on ABFMB (aka Ahbufamabah....say it, I dare you), Zima had a near death experience,Â apparently you can actually run into a bus, War of the RosesÂ taught us that young men can suffer from erectile dysfunction, you can get fired from work for supporting a rival sports team and that Danny Boi is a certified doctor in his own mind.
Arcade Fire, Kanye West, the Strokes, Animal Collective, PJ Harvey, the National, Bright Eyes, Robyn, Ariel Pink, Interpol, Cut Copy, Crystal Castles, Lauryn Hill, Sleigh Bells, Cee-Lo, Lightning Bolt, the reunited Big Audio Dynamite and Suede, Duran Duran, Erykah Badu, the Black Keys, Titus Andronicus, Best Coast, the Kills, the New Pornographers, Lil B, HEALTH, OFF!, Odd Future, and the Chemical Brothers are some of the acts who are going to perform
It's like Jersey Shore with meatballs of the actual meat variety. We interview Johnny and Megan about their upcoming Vh1 train wreck, er, hit. Watch close as we go five whole minutes without yelling, no small feat for people from Jersey.
Afentra went trick or treating with Gyro and found a strategically placed Bible amongst "traditional" delicious treats. Was this normal? After some discussion, we kick it to the phones to let your city check in. Audio after the photographic evidence.
Head on over to the Flickr stream to check out some of the more amusing signs from the "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear". Guess what Afentra's favorite is. What did you say? No it doesn't involve food, how terrible of you for even trying toÂ make a joke. You're a bad person.
The man who used intelligence and an informed opinion to protect his family against relentless abortion protesters (we realize the tag "intelligence" isn't "sexy" per se, but sometimes it is ok revel in the good that can exist in humanity).
Link shortening done right! A member of Meg Whittman (running for Governor of California) Sent out this tweet , hilariously when RT the offending tweet was over 140 characters and thus left off the last letter of the link! Amazingly ye internet gods managed to have the link redirected to this Japanese Tranny playing the bass. . . the rest is internet history. (We included the video below as to not to force anyone to read a Meg Whittman tweet. . . )
So if you haven't heard an investigation came out saying that facebook sells your information. Duhh mother fucker..how else does one guy make 5 billion dollars off a website that's free.. I mean did you see the "The Social Network" were talking about the same guy who stole facebook and broke off 20 mil to the guys who came up with the idea and said " Here stop creeping out girls on facebook and buy a hooker." Speaking of creeping out girls. I could be a professional.. I add at least 10 hot girls to my facebook a day... Once they add me its like pic out my lobster from the little aquarium when I walk into Red Lobster.. I immediately go to their profile page and begin my pre-screening process... For me to take it past a simple friend request she has to have 3 out of the 5 criteria...Number 1 she has to have model pics that have never been published outside of her profile pic. Because that says daddy paid alot to make home girl feel pretty... and daddy issues are always an easy in..Two She has to have a 3:1 ratio of drunk status to bible verses or inspirational quotes..Nothing is more of a hassle than a girl who pretends she's too holy and too inspired to sleep with you.. I have don't have time to mess with that shit.. Third.. Every third picture tag has to be at a Bar or Party.. Nothings easy to slay than a chick who consistently gets drunk.. Because where there's booze there is horny chicks.. Four and this how you can tell if she's a professional is she doesn't have the same guy tagged in more than two pics.. This is a girl who is very aware of her ho status and feels a need to protect it.. and finally the fifth criteria and what I call the "tramp stamp" of the FB generation is the bathroom stall pic. This is pic taken by another equally slutty girlfriend who takes a pic the girl as she is sitting on the potty in girls bathroom at the club.. And ladies you know exactly what Im talking about. If I'm screening and I see a girl who allows this to sit in her picture album...I will immediately got to phase two of the process and begin with the creepage....
Your Beautiful KC... especially you multicultural girls...
Dear minutely attractive Paul Mitchell School of Hair graduate who mistakenly cut my sideburns off stripping me of my manhood,
I'm sorry for being upset at your mistakes. The way my words cut into you must have been horrific compared to the teasing and taunting I received from friends and family. You have taught me a lesson: that even though we in a completely free enterprise which is mostly comprised of the service industry it is rude and distasteful to let somebody know how sub-mediocre their skills are in a competitive market place, and in the future I will strive to see a world free from bitching when services we pay for are not what we paid for.
In closing I'd like to say I'm sorry as I'm sure you live a lonely crappy life where you have to deal with A-holes like me who simply want a shorter cleaner version of their current hair style thus not enabling youÂ to be creative
hey babe i just wanted to leave you a message on fb bc
you STILL have yet to set up a vmail. I know you are having a hard time at work but just keep your head up. You are amazing and successful and i am utt
erly astonished by what you have been able to accomplish in the last 3 years. Don't let anyone make you feel like a piece of shit bc you have worked your ass off to be where you are now and you deserve to sit where you do and work where you do more than anyone else. keep your cool and know that you are an asset to that station and if they can't see that then it truly is their loss. lord knows how long it took them to get the job they have now and you, sir, have already been able to do it by the age of 21. be proud and let them be haters, its just their way of venting their jealousy of your good looks, accomplishments, and big fat cock ;)
also i just wanted to say how much i love and miss you. you are my life and not having you here with me is so hard especially when w
e have such hectic schedules right now. thank you for supporting me in being a rho gamma because i know it has been a major time suck and i haven'
t been able to communicate with you as much as either of us would like. i'm loving every minute of being a rho gamma, and being a leader and i am just so glad that you are supporting what i'm doing and i want to thank you for that.
as much as i'm loving my job right now i also can't wait for life to be back to normal again because not hearing your voice everyday is killing me. stay healthy and safe, tell trevor that i hope he's feeling better
, kick some ass at football, and have a great day.
i hope this novel i just wrote made you feel somewhat better and i hope it at least put a smile on your face. love you so much 143 forever
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