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A Poem For Amanda Palmer (You Don't Know)

A Poem for Amanda Palmer (you don’t know)
Written by: Afentra’s Big Fat Morning Buzz (on the Alternative 96.5 the Buzz, Kansas City) Genius and Attractive Listeners
you don’t know how it feels to have to choose paper or plastic
you don’t know if Ann Frank was a Belieber
you don’t know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop
you don’t know what it’s like behind blue eyes
you don’t know who’s your baby daddy
you don’t know you are NOT the father
you don’t know how many cats it takes to make Vietnamese soft rolls
you don’t know why Amanda Palmer calls them “soft rolls” instead of “spring roll”
you don’t know what I did last summer, so stop pretending
you don’t know what it’s like to only have 12 followers
you don’t know the pain of choosing salad, then wanting soup instead as the waiter walks away
you don’t know why people like Mumford and Sons
you don’t know why your check engine light keeps coming on
you don’t know me. A song by Ben Folds featuring Regina Spektor
you don’t know how many pints are in a gallon
you don’t know most of the words to that Alt_J song either
you don’t know what it’s like to haiku
you don’t know if you will ever get google fiber
you don’t know how hard it is to smoke yourself to the point of having to turn up the volume on the TV to taste your food
you don’t know if it is just a cold sore
you don’t know whether a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable
you don’t know if that’s really your air filter at Jiffy Lube
you don’t know  the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the areas of the squares whose sides are the two legs
you don’t know Keyzer Söze
you don’t know what Eddie Vetter is saying either
you don’t know the muffin man
you don’t know what the Rock is cookin’
you don’t know what to do with wide ruled notebook paper
you don’t know how many McChickens to order at 3am
you don’t know what its like to be the 16th best radio station in Kansas City
you don’t know how many people think they were the first to think of the Tootsie Pop tweet
you don’t what you’re talking about Wilis
you don’t what you’re talking about Wilis
you don’t what you’re talking about Wilis
you don’t what you’re talking about Wilis
 
Written by (in order of appearance)
@bzieglerkc
@envcrazzyhp
@akgarcia331
@angrysubby
@christywasted
ABFMB
Texline #5233
Texline #4479
@unxiled
@singnpeach13
@kristencesar
@notlazlothebuzz
Texline #8938
@NicoleHH11
Texline (unknown)
@djphoto76
Texline #4282
@soul_justice
Textline #1760
@hugh2d2
Textline #7133
@mrs_barnhart
@dannyboi965
@itswern
@creepyowllady
@KerriluvsKU
@Vyze13
Textline #4273
@BishopAnonymous
@dangerSuave
@rckchkhwk
@trueMelode


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Topics : Human Interest
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Locations : Kansas City
People : Amanda PalmerAnn FrankBen FoldsEddie VetterRegina Spektor




 
04/22/2013 9:50AM
A Poem For Amanda Palmer (You Don't Know)
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06/24/2014 8:22AM
Absolutely Awesome!
Beautiful poetry. I wish I had written it.
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